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Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish..........

 

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, 

"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
 
enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the
 
father says.
  
"We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".
 

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she
 
shouts, "I'll take care of this".
  

 

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing,  DO YOU HEAR ME?
"
and hangs up.

 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 

"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."
 
 



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Posted

hahaha nice one Wink



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hahaha good one!



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Posted

lol thats a good one, smart parents haha



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Posted

ROFL NICE ONE

 



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lmao



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Posted

good one johnny.Cool



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Posted

Ha Ha Ha, Johnny did a funny.LOL

Good one Johnny



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Now that is Flipping Hilarious.



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Posted

well that will get it accomplished I will have to remember that one when I get old



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Posted

Nice one Johnny  Cool



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Posted

nice one



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Posted

lmfao.  typically scottish  yes??? at least the 3 i know are like that esp in the bloody pub.



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