3rdCdnInfty Posted June 23, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted June 23, 2011 For all my XI "pot heads" enjoy You know you're a stoner when you think your dog is talking to you but then you realize that the radio was on. You know you're a stoner when you stare at the t.v then realize it's not on. You know you're a stoner when you name your pipes/bongs. You know you're a stoner when you have a Gatorade bottle, tinfoil, a highliter, chewed gum and a big bottle cap, and make a bong that you call "el monstro." You know you're a stoner when you clam bake with your dog and you both drool over a Burger King commercial. You know you are a stoner if you watch Martha Stewart for days hoping she will show you how to make a bong out of an empty toilet paper roll. You know you're a stoner if you buy "KEMPS" ice cream just cause the name sounds like "HEMP". You also know you're a stoner if there really is "HEMP" in your "KEMPS". You might be stoner if you're vision is so blurred you have to watch the tv in the middle. You might be a stoner if breakfast consists of Fruity Pebbles with beer poured on top because you thought you needed beer worse then milk. You might be a stoner if in general conversation the word "weed", "pot" or "stone" gets your attention. You might be a stoner if you think pot will ever be legalized. Q. What do you call money that grows on trees? A. Weed! Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. That's why they got a lighter. Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb? A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair! Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong. Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. Who else would follow a chicken? Q. What do you call money that grows on trees? A. Weed! Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. That's why they got a lighter. Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb? A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair! Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong. Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. Who else would follow a chicken? And you really know your a stoner when you get to the end and some of these descirbed you haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted June 23, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted June 23, 2011 You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 23, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Blackbart You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 Blackbart You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... hahahaha now that is funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 hxtr Blackbart You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... hahahaha now that is funny!! agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boomer Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 24, 2011 huh? what'd he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaDean Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4411 Achievement Points: 63453 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 Boomer huh? what'd he say? what he said!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boomer Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Bigmeandean Boomer huh? what'd he say? what he said!!! +1 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag333 Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Share Posted June 24, 2011 You might be a stoner if you think pot will ever be legalized..... Which state do you mean?... Looks like it will be legal in all states within our lifetime to me.... just sayin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 24, 2011 don't you remember the days when you could buy a lid for 15.00.... a dime bag (10.00) aka as a 1/2 ounce, a nickel bag (5.00) aka as a quarter ounce..... and now a 1/4 sells from 35.00 to w/e bs amount they come up with...... Ti-sticks were like 10.00 a piece, columbian gold ruled the market along with panama red, and other commerical brands of columbian pot and that green shit they prize so much now was considered nothing but homegrown then and sold 2 bags for 5.00.... 8balls of coke for 40.00 (uncut).... and don't leave out the HUGE bricks of hashish that most of us smoked from under a glass.... And the mighty and wonderful queylude aka Rorer 714 OMG! Ok so it was the early to mid 70's but man what times they were! Yes indeed, down at the crossroads! Damn I sure do miss some of those days, at least the ones I remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 24, 2011 LMAO, just another memory to share! My first joint was smoked at the age of 10... it was columbian gold too btw! I was so high that I laid down on the front porch steps and fell asleep, I was there for hours until my mother came home from work and woke me up and was trying to figure out WTF was wrong with me.... my eyes were still blood red several hours after having smoked it.... I told her that I just didn't feel good, rofl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Asylumn Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 Boomer huh? what'd he say? what who say? Where. shit where am I!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
The Czech Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1432 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 473 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 2533 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 08/15/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 uhhhmmm...wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PnBear Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted June 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 PnBear lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I just cross the border and get it legal in the shop XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostfaceJim Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20717 Content Per Day: 4.31 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 Ha Ha too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Deranged Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Blackbart You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... my thoughts exactly! oh yea ima stoner who thinks weed will be legal..oh yea it is legal for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted June 24, 2011 PnBear this is crack and i approve this message! (who wants to be friends?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Yea no shit. Lebonanese Blond Hash. $45 an ounce. My all time favorite. Nice and peppery but smooth. That was good shit. It was amazing the names they put on it, Peruvian Mind Fuck. Hard to remember anymore. A pound of leaf (homegrown) for $40. $10 a lid. I bought plenty of Columbian Gold for $150 a quarter pound. Sold 3 and kept one free. Then there was some real nasty shit from Mexico that they were trying to pass off as something good. Thai sticks were great. Some great times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Damn.. this is my fuckin lfie story.... Dammit lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 30 Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 The good old days...who says they eneded...lol...lots and lots of green medical pot floating around these days...yummy.... I have a guy who usally has all these different varieites and we often hold experiments...yum this one is a head high....wow this one cant I cant feel my feet.... we were roomates 20 yrs ago and split a bong he still has and we named it baby huey.... I am drooling thinking about all the tasty smoke over the years....going upstairs into the private offce and fire up a bowl.... Wheres my medal....lol.... EDIT: Gasp...it was 30 yrs ago we shared an apartment....sigh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boomer Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 24, 2011 yeah those years do fly by don't they! or did we just fly over them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Boomer yeah those years do fly by don't they! or did we just fly over them? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18214 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20267 Achievement Points: 133481 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 268 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2011 You area stoner if you can't focus well enough to read the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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