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For all my XI "pot heads"  enjoy

 

You know you're a stoner when you think your dog is talking to you but then you realize that the radio was on.

You know you're a stoner when you stare at the t.v then realize it's not on.

You know you're a stoner when you name your pipes/bongs.

You know you're a stoner when you have a Gatorade bottle, tinfoil, a highliter, chewed gum and a big bottle cap, and make a bong that you call "el monstro."

You know you're a stoner when you clam bake with your dog and you both drool over a Burger King commercial.

You know you are a stoner if you watch Martha Stewart for days hoping she will show you how to make a bong out of an empty toilet paper roll.

You know you're a stoner if you buy "KEMPS" ice cream just cause the name sounds like "HEMP". You also know you're a stoner if there really is "HEMP" in your "KEMPS".

 You might be stoner if you're vision is so blurred you have to watch the tv in the middle.

You might be a stoner if breakfast consists of Fruity Pebbles with beer poured on top because you thought you needed beer worse then milk.

You might be a stoner if in general conversation the word "weed", "pot" or "stone" gets your attention.

You might be a stoner if you think pot will ever be legalized.

 

Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?
A. Weed!

Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. That's why they got a lighter.

Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair!

Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong.

Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?

Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?
A. Weed!

Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. That's why they got a lighter.

Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair!

Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong.

Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?

 

 And you really know your a stoner when you get to the end and some of these descirbed you haha :P



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You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO...SmileSmile

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You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO...SmileSmile

 haha lol Tongue out



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You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO...SmileSmile

hahahaha now that is funny!!!!!



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Blackbart
You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO...SmileSmile

hahahaha now that is funny!!

 

 

agreed.



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huh? what'd he say?



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huh? what'd he say?

what he said!!!



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Boomer
huh? what'd he say?

what he said!!!

 +1 bump



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You might be a stoner if you think pot will ever be legalized.....  Which state do you mean?... Looks like it will be legal in all states within our lifetime to me.... just sayin....

 



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don't you remember the days when you could buy a lid for 15.00.... a dime bag (10.00) aka as a 1/2 ounce, a nickel bag (5.00) aka as a quarter ounce..... and now a 1/4 sells from 35.00 to w/e bs amount they come up with......

Ti-sticks were like 10.00 a piece, columbian gold ruled the market along with panama red, and other commerical brands of columbian pot and that green shit they prize so much now was considered nothing but homegrown then and sold 2 bags for 5.00....

8balls of coke for 40.00 (uncut).... and don't leave out the HUGE bricks of hashish that most of us smoked from under a glass....

And the mighty and wonderful queylude aka Rorer 714 OMG!

 

Ok so it was the early to mid 70's but man what times they were! Yes indeed, down at the crossroads!

 

Damn I sure do miss some of those days, at least the ones I remember



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LMAO, just another memory to share!

My first joint was smoked at the age of 10... it was columbian gold too btw! I was so high that I laid down on the front porch steps and fell asleep, I was there for hours until my mother came home from work and woke me up and was trying to figure out WTF was wrong with me.... my eyes were still blood red several hours after having smoked it.... I told her that I just didn't feel good, rofl....



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Boomer
huh? what'd he say?

what who say? Where. shit where am I!!!



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uhhhmmm...wut



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I just cross the border and get it legal in the shop XD



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Ha Ha too funny!



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You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO...SmileSmile

my thoughts exactly!  oh yea ima stoner who thinks weed will be legal..oh yea it is legal for me Laughing



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weed-22.jpg

this is crack and i approve this message! (who wants to be friends?)



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Yea no shit. Lebonanese Blond Hash. $45 an ounce. My all time favorite. Nice and peppery but smooth. That was good shit. It was amazing the names they put on it, Peruvian Mind Fuck. Hard to remember anymore. A pound of leaf (homegrown) for $40. $10 a lid. I bought plenty of Columbian Gold for $150 a quarter pound. Sold 3 and kept one free. Then there was some real nasty shit from Mexico that they were trying to pass off as something good. Thai sticks were great.  Some great times.



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Damn.. this is my fuckin lfie story.... Dammit lmao



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The good old days...who says they eneded...lol...lots and lots of green medical pot floating around these days...yummy....

I have a guy who usally has all these different varieites and we often hold experiments...yum this one is a head high....wow this one cant I cant feel my feet....

we were roomates 20 yrs ago and split a bong he still has and we named it baby huey....

I am drooling thinking about all the tasty smoke over the years....going upstairs into the private offce and fire up a bowl....

Wheres my medal....lol....

 

 

EDIT: Gasp...it was 30 yrs ago we shared an apartment....sigh....



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yeah those years do fly by don't they! or did we just fly over them?  Cool



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yeah those years do fly by don't they! or did we just fly over them?  Cool

 lol



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