LOCO Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 465 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 59 Topic Count: 397 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2183 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 2648 Achievement Points: 20182 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 02/09/1977 Device: Windows Posted January 10, 2012 Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet roosterdead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its backwith its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad ourroosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legssticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so god can reach downfrom the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great", said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out tomeet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to yourbedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming,Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming, and if it hadn't of been for Uncle Georgeholding her down we'd have lost her for sure! Awards
Olive Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2664 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4132 Achievement Points: 23009 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 10:03 PM Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Posted January 10, 2012 haha good one ! Awards
BUDMAN Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted January 10, 2012 Awards
TBB Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21074 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22819 Achievement Points: 151329 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 408 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted January 10, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted January 10, 2012 LOL hah nice one Awards
dadda2 Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted January 10, 2012 LOCO - We Almost Lost Mom! Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so god can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great", said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming, and if it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure! like that one
Hunter1948 Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted January 10, 2012 That was funny. I like the Johnny jokes. Awards
my_slave Posted January 10, 2012 Member ID: 1186 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 284 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 114 Achievement Points: 2038 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 1 Birthday: 09/12/1982 Device: iPhone Posted January 10, 2012 lmao omg that was good lol Awards
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