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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.

 

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

 

So then the rancher leaves for the fields.

 

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn.

 

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."

 

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,

 

"Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

 

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently.

 

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

 

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,

 

"I guess it's to hang your pants on."



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ROFL Good one.



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Posted

LMFAO



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wtf are you pervertts or what? OH yeah I for got we're idiots and sometimes we act like perverts! Very good yoke!



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Posted

Good joke wolftis.Laughing



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Posted

ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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