JohnnyDos Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 13, 2012 > An atheist was walking through the woods. > > 'What majestic trees!' > 'What powerful rivers!' > 'What beautiful animals!' > He said to himself. > > > As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. > > > He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. > > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. > > > He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. > > > He tripped & fell on the ground. > > > He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. > > > At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: > 'Oh my God!' > > Time stopped. > The bear froze. > The forest was silent. > > > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. > > 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' > 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' > > 'Am I to count you as a believer?' > > The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' > > > 'Very well', said the voice. > > The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: > > > 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.' simplemod, Spartacus, DEEJAYKEG and 6 others 9
Sitting-Duc Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 85 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5336 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 4612 Achievement Points: 41356 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 lol nice Awards
TBB Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 291 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21172 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22852 Achievement Points: 151880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 lmao - good one - thanks Awards
IceMan NZ Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 694 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 440 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 2734 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 6, 2022 Birthday: 01/05/1989 Posted May 14, 2012 thanks for the laugh Awards
hxtr Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 14, 2012 i wonder if the bear will take a shit in the woods afterwords? That was good and true........ best to pray over your prey.
Shamu Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted May 14, 2012
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Spartacus Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted May 14, 2012 Very Funny! Awards
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pwrcrzy52 Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) LOL oldie but goody Edited May 14, 2012 by pwrcrzy52 Awards
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