DEEJAYKEG Posted September 27, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted September 27, 2012 vipersniper, Blackbart, BattlewolF and 8 others 11 Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted September 27, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted September 27, 2012 "If something happened to me, and you remarried, would you let her wear my clothes?" "She's not your size.".........and the fight was on.. LtLaszlo, DEEJAYKEG and BeerGoat 3 Awards
fireurza Posted September 27, 2012 Member ID: 677 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1457 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 791 Achievement Points: 9890 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2024 Birthday: 02/20/1986 Posted September 27, 2012 "Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded wife... I do" .... and the fight started DEEJAYKEG and LtLaszlo 2 Awards
baldie Posted September 27, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2012 well here is a laugh for you when i got married many years ago I was so nervous I PROMISED TO BE LAWFULL INSTEAD OF FAITHFULL and my wife to be turned to me infront of the vicar and congregation and said we will discuss that when we get home.... boy did I feel like turning and running right there and then. Well it took me 11yrs to pluck up the courage to get away lol.... And every argument during those 11 yrs that one line from our wedding was brought up WOMEN aaaaggggghhhhh Sonovabich, vipersniper, BeerGoat and 1 other 4 Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 28, 2012 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2012 Woman can't live with them can't live.....oh umm with them baldie and BattlewolF 2
BattlewolF Posted September 28, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2012 good one Awards
WiZiD Posted September 28, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2012 I was sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife came over and sat down next to me and asked "whats on Tv" I said DUST.......and then the fight started.... When my wife and I got married the justice of the peace who was a friend. Had her repeat Love, Honor, and OBEY but not for me.............What a good man...hehehe jimboom 1 Awards
WiZiD Posted September 28, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2012 And then the fight started Awards
WiZiD Posted September 28, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 28, 2012 I was on my way home from work and almost in the driveway. On the radio a local station asked what is the most insensitive gift your spouse has bought you for Valentines day. I ran in the house and told the wife. She could not get to the phone soon enough. She got lucky and got right thru. When they asked her what was the gift she replied "my husband bought me a bathroom scale" The DJ shouted out "WE HAVE A WINNER"...we won two tickets to the movies that we never used....True story...hehehe I dont think she ever stood on it...but she did say before she opened it "Wow this is one heavy box of choclics" The look on her face was priceless when she opened it.....hehe Paperman, Hoth and vipersniper 3 Awards
LtLaszlo Posted September 29, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted September 29, 2012 "Do these jeans make my ass look big?", she asked. "No", he said, "Your fat ass makes your ass look big"! And then the fighting started. WiZiD and vipersniper 2 Awards
Boo Yaa Posted September 29, 2012 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Posted September 29, 2012 vipersniper 1
fireurza Posted September 29, 2012 Member ID: 677 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1457 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 791 Achievement Points: 9890 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2024 Birthday: 02/20/1986 Posted September 29, 2012 Doctor " Its a girl". And the fight started Awards
StormCrow Posted September 29, 2012 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2707 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5096 Achievement Points: 46738 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted September 29, 2012 I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” And then the fight started….. WiZiD, jimboom and vipersniper 3 Awards
StormCrow Posted September 29, 2012 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2707 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5096 Achievement Points: 46738 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted September 29, 2012 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.” He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”" Nah, she can order for herself.” And then the fight started… vipersniper 1 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 5, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 5, 2012 lol Awards
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