JohnnyDos Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 11, 2012 > > DISNEYLAND > Two Newfies were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They turned around and went home. > FLORIDA OR MOON > > Two newfies were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away. Florida or the moon?' The other turns and says jezz bye that's easy. Can you see Florida ?????' > > CAR > TROUBLE > A newfie pushes his BMW into a gas station.. he tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. > The newfie says, 'What's the story?' > The mechanic replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' > The newf asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' > > SPEEDING TICKET > > A police officer stops a newfie for speeding and asks him if he could see his license. > > he replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. > Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' > > THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE > > A newfie goes into the doctor's office and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it. > > 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' > > The newfie took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed, then he pushed his elbow and screamed even more. he pushed his knee and screamed; then he pushed his ankle and screamed. Everywhere he touched made him scream. > > The doctor said, 'You're not from Ontario are you? > > No he said, 'I'm actually from Newfoundland.' > > 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.' > > IN A VACUUM > > A newfie was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.... It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. His question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' he thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' > > FINALLY, > THE NEWFIE JOKE TO END A LL NEWFIE JOKES! > > A guy was visiting his newfie friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. The newfie replied that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' Dats easy answered the newfie 'They're watch dogs'! > > I’d Like To Add Another Newfie Joke > A policeman pulls over a Newfie, in Ontario for speeding, while he’s writing out the ticket a fly was bothering the Cop, so the Newfie says. That’s a circle fly sir. The policeman asks, what’s a circle fly? Newfie says, them are the flies you find in the barn around a horses ass. The policeman says, you calling me a horses ass, oh no sir, I would never say a thing like that, but you can't fool them flies sir. pancakes, ldoz, WolfTiS and 1 other 4
animalxi Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 126 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 553 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 3926 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4 Birthday: 08/28/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2012 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THE REAL NEWFIES Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted November 11, 2012 Oh Johnny, the last joke with the flies was the best. Have to steal a joke from Bullet... What do you call a Newfie with half-a-brain? Gifted! Forgive me Newf, I just couldn't resist. Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1129 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8587 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7553 Achievement Points: 76616 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2012 Too funny. Those were good Johnny. Awards
PingLo Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) I don't understand why you are make fun of these kindly giant dogs! Edited November 11, 2012 by PingLo
KillerKitty Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Posted November 11, 2012 Awards
TBB Posted November 11, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 394 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2012 lol - good stuff - thanks Awards
KaptCrunch Posted December 4, 2012 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4903 Content Per Day: 0.86 Reputation: 4088 Achievement Points: 39636 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 9 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) I’d Like To Add some Newfie Jokes -------------------------------------------- Newfie elderly couple at the doctors office the wife asked to be taken to the doctors while waiting, hubby wondering whats going on the wife come out of office to go washroom he slipped into to doctor and asked what wrong with her doc say's acute angina hubby says with a wink... i knows and she got a cute set of tits too Edited December 5, 2012 by KaptCrunch Awards
ViPRZ Posted December 5, 2012 Member ID: 2978 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1657 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 1107 Achievement Points: 26123 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 09/23/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 5, 2012 lmao.... Awards
XxSNO0PxX Posted December 15, 2012 Member ID: 3664 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 216 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1505 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 26 Birthday: 07/28/1974 Device: Android Posted December 15, 2012 rofl cute set of tits too lol Awards
Newf43 Posted December 15, 2012 Member ID: 3248 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/26/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2018 Birthday: 03/15/1968 Posted December 15, 2012 LMFAO!! I especially love the speeding ticket opne Johnny. Beer , that's fine, I'll get ya back and that pos thing you call a friend named Bullet haha. Ya'll just stays where ya too 'til I comes where ya at cause I'm gonna have fun tickling Sunday is VERY near muwahahahaha
JohnnyDos Posted December 15, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted December 15, 2012 LMFAO!! I especially love the speeding ticket opne Johnny. Beer , that's fine, I'll get ya back and that pos thing you call a friend named Bullet haha. Ya'll just stays where ya too 'til I comes where ya at cause I'm gonna have fun tickling Sunday is VERY near muwahahahaha I'll be there Newf.Gonna be fun to kill one of the "Original Members" Hey can you get a hold of Caper,I'd like to see if I can give him a little bash.Be nice if Noddy would stop by also.
Newf43 Posted December 15, 2012 Member ID: 3248 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/26/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2018 Birthday: 03/15/1968 Posted December 15, 2012 Caper is a good possibility but I highly doubt that Noddy would join. Don't even think he has cod2 on his computer any more. And not to mention, I haven't spoken with him in quite some time. But I do remember him saying that he's lost all interest in cod2
TheLastColdBeer Posted December 15, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted December 15, 2012 Talked w/RangerDC yesterday, He'd like to be there. Rugger says it's open to all. I was wondering about VonSykes? This is for Killa, hopefully put aside any personal griefs in Killa's memory. Awards
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