hxtr Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 6, 2013 My neighbor and I were have a few cases of beer. He was telling me some stories about some of his family members. REALLY fucked up stories. Well.... to be continued. So I make a comment.. wouldn't it be funny to pull a prank on one of his warrant stricken member. He laughed his ass off and said... lets do it. I was like.. no way man.. had way to many one case. So he convinces me to do it. Hear it goes... if I am not around much you will know why. Hope the NSA is not watching. I call his really messed up mom around 1am. I tell her I am a certain org and was looking for his sister. She has outstanding warrants. She denies it was her daughter. it goes on and on for a bit and I keep asking if she knows her location. She asked who I was speaking to as I said she was her mother but did not have that part of the script written down. Had to have some info on paper so I did not f it up. We get off the phone then I call her back.. damn neighbor convinces me with a few more of that case I started. I tell her her name and she kept asking for a bad number... yes I now bad. I tell her we will send an lucifer to her house and they will give them their bad number. She then admits it was her daughter and said she has no idea where she lives. I then tell her she has been sent ticket info to a well neighbors house. She said she has no idea of her location. We end the call. My neighbor was in stiches. I told him from the start to turn around or he will distract me. He clams it was an oscor ---- how to you sell oscer or ??? performance. I will finish this later. hahhaa i cant make this shit up. What a stupid dumb ass fing Idiot I am. I know. simplemod and BigPapaDean 2
Angel Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted July 6, 2013 Im not exactly sure what to say other than...Wow!! lol LordOfChaos, hxtr and BigPapaDean 3
Sonovabich Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Device: Windows Posted July 6, 2013 hxtr and Damage_inc- 2
BigPapaDean Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) Hxtr are you sure and I mean really sure you are not really a Hollywood actor? You know like Jeff Bridges? I did something similar once but not nearly as serious. When I was a youth pastor and in OKC at the church there. A sister of a friend dropped by to see me for I don't remember what and she was married and the cono turned to how well we know people we are around every day. So to prove the point I told her she really didn't know me and she said oh yes I do! I proceeded to tell her I was divorced with 3 kids back in Colorado and moved there to get a new start. I never bat an eye (something I learned from my siblings) when she said thats not true because she would know that . I told her yes it was true with the most serious look I could muster her tone began to change and she asked me some questions and I answered them all and then she said the word that made me bust a gut. She said REALLY? I didn't know! Hahahaha I laughed so hard but it did prove my point unless you are around people all the time you really don't know them. Hxtr you are a gd Idiot for sure! Edited July 6, 2013 by BigPapaDean hxtr 1 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted July 6, 2013 Im not exactly sure what to say other than...Wow!! lol no angel, i think WTF!!! is the words i would use. Hxtr if your going to pull a prank call on someone get your story straight BEFORE you make the call ... lol what an idiot! BigPapaDean and hxtr 2
NumNutz Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted July 6, 2013 hxtr 1
TBB Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20613 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22615 Achievement Points: 148714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 399 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted July 6, 2013 The thinning out of the gene pool at work again - oh well - FU Hxtr - Beech hxtr and BigPapaDean 2 Awards
hxtr Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 6, 2013 it gets better............. I failed to mention on the second call once I caught her in the lie.. i asked if she knew the location of her boy friend who is a fugitive in Florida. Jumped prole and he's a piece of shit. Well she has not idea where her daughter is nor him. Conversation ends... Next call... hahaha I call his sister and ask her place of residence and explained she has outstanding warrants. She said all the typical responses like.. I have no warrants and this and that. What country.. what was my badge number... yadee yada. It goes on and I explain I caught her mom in a lie. Then I ask the loaded questions. I asked her again for her residence so we can solve this matter. She tells me my neighbors address. I said no mam we have been to that resistance and you don't live there. She said who said that... I said the individuals who do live there. She said.. you mean the neighbors name and my dad? I said yes mam... so where is your location. She gets upset.. says she is going to call the office i repped from. I said that is fine mam but I got another question for you. Do you know the location of that POS boyfriend by name. She says.. who are you talking about. I said mam we know you are still in contact with him and we really wanted to find him.. but thought we could take care of you at the same time. You need to settles these warrants. Now do you know the location of so and so. She said no I don't... he went back to Florida last I heard. I say mam I just caught you in another lie. She get upset.. i tell her to calm down mam. He is a fugitive in Florida and we need his location. She says sir.. mr.. so and so I stated... and then I hear in the back ground a guy ask, "who is that?". I said mam is that so and so in the background I just heard. She say no sir there is no one else here. I said mam this conversation is being recorded and you and your mother have already stated several lies. If you are harboring a fugitive you can be prosecuted making thing worse for yourself. Now where is you place of residence so we can solve this matter? She wants my badge number and I explain I cant give that information out over the phone but he officers can when they arrive at your residence. My neighbor was trying so hard not to laugh and again I had to have him turn around or I would crack up. hahahhaa We both fell bad about it.. the mothers husband call neighbors dad and in the am after trying to get a hold of my on my magic jack. Guess I should change the number now. hahaha Well he says I know know what you are talking about.. conversation goes on with his dad to new hub and the hub asked if he could talk to neighbor and not do any more pranks. Dad say.. sure I will talk to neighbor/friend. Then it was squashed. We laughed about it all damn day. hahhahahaha I did a really bad bad thing. And I tired to tell neighbor lets not do this but again.. them casess of beer got us a bit fing stupid. I will never do that again. hahahahhaha I mean that. BigPapaDean and simplemod 2
Joe Canadian Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 6, 2013 Funny shit hxtr, just be careful we don't want you getting caught and ending up arrested lol hxtr 1 Awards
WHITEBOY Posted July 6, 2013 Member ID: 171 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 51 Topic Count: 65 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1487 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 443 Achievement Points: 8690 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 28, 2018 Birthday: 05/05/1970 Posted July 6, 2013 hxtr 1
BurnnBright Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted July 7, 2013 Okay. The next time I have a problem with someone, I will give you names and numbers that I want you to call. lmao But.............I want to be in Oovoo when you do it. BigPapaDean and LordOfChaos 2 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 7, 2013 i KNOW A COUPLE OF GANG MEMBERS WE COULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF! hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 7, 2013 Okay. The next time I have a problem with someone, I will give you names and numbers that I want you to call. lmao But.............I want to be in Oovoo when you do it. you would have to have your back turn on me... I would crack up laughing watching you bust a gut. hahahaha Dean... your an Idiot!
Shamu Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted July 7, 2013 You should at least keep honorary XI tags for being a true real life Idiot. hxtr 1
GhostfaceJim Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20725 Content Per Day: 4.00 Reputation: 5318 Achievement Points: 113949 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted July 7, 2013 I know! I have a couple of numbers you can call too! Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 7, 2013 What is this? " I tell her we will send an lucifer to her house" and what language is this "My neighbor and I were have a few cases of beer". Almost sounds like French Canadian talk "I were have a few cases of beer" and I guess you guys have "Lucifer" cops.Never heard of them. Nasty prank though HXTR you goofball idiot. LordOfChaos and hxtr 2
LordOfChaos Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted July 7, 2013 You should at least keep honorary XI tags for being a true real life Idiot. X2 shamu you sure have a way with words ! hxtr 1
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