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My neighbor and I were have a few cases of beer. 

 

He was telling me some stories about some of his family members. REALLY fucked up stories. Well.... to be continued. 

 

So I make a comment.. wouldn't it be funny to pull a prank on one of his warrant stricken member. He laughed his ass off and said... lets do it. I was like.. no way man.. had way to many one case.

 

So he convinces me to do it. Hear it goes... if I am not around much you will know why. Hope the NSA is not watching. 

 

I call his really messed up mom around 1am. I tell her I am a certain org and was looking for his sister. She has outstanding warrants. She denies it was her daughter. it goes on and on for a bit and I keep asking if she knows her location. She asked who I was speaking to as I said she was her mother but did not have that part of the script written down. Had to have some info on paper so I did not f it up. We get off the phone then I call her back.. damn neighbor convinces me with a few more of that case I started. 

 

I tell her her name and she kept asking for a bad number... yes I now bad. I tell her we will send an lucifer to her house and they will give them their bad number. She then admits it was her daughter and said she has no idea where she lives. I then tell her she has been sent ticket info to a well neighbors house. She said she has no idea of her location. We end the call. 

 

My neighbor was in stiches. I told him from the start to turn around or he will distract me. He clams it was an oscor ---- how to you sell oscer or ??? performance.

 

I will finish this later. hahhaa i cant make this shit up. What a stupid dumb ass fing Idiot I am. I know. 



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Im not exactly sure what to say other than...Wow!!  lol



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Hxtr are you sure and I mean really sure you are not really a Hollywood actor?  You know like Jeff Bridges? I did something similar once but not nearly as serious. When I was a youth pastor and in OKC at the church there. A sister of a friend dropped by to see me for I don't remember what and she was married and the cono turned to how well we know people we are around every day. So to prove the point I told her she really didn't know me and she said oh yes I do! I proceeded to tell her I was divorced with 3 kids back in Colorado and moved there to get a new start. I never bat an eye (something I learned from my siblings) when she said thats not true because she would know that . I told her yes it was true with the most serious look I could muster her tone began to change and she asked me some questions and I answered them all and then she said the word that made me bust a gut. She said REALLY? I didn't know!  Hahahaha I laughed so hard but it did prove my point unless you are around people all the time you really don't know them. Hxtr you are a gd Idiot for sure!

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Im not exactly sure what to say other than...Wow!!  lol

no angel, i think WTF!!! is the words i would use.  Hxtr if your going to pull a prank call on someone get your story straight BEFORE you make the call ... lol what an idiot!



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it gets better.............

 

I failed to mention on the second call once I caught her in the lie.. i asked if she knew the location of her boy friend who is a fugitive in Florida. Jumped prole and he's a piece of shit. Well she has not idea where her daughter is nor him. 

 

Conversation ends... 

 

Next call... hahaha I call his sister and ask her place of residence and explained she has outstanding warrants. She said all the typical responses like.. I have no warrants and this and that. What country.. what was my badge number... yadee yada. It goes on and I explain I caught her mom in a lie. Then I ask the loaded questions. I asked her again for her residence so we can solve this matter. She tells me my neighbors address. I said no mam we have been to that resistance and you don't live there. She said who said that... I said the individuals who do live there. 

 

She said.. you mean the neighbors name and my dad? I said yes mam... so where is your location. She gets upset.. says she is going to call the office i repped from. 

 

I said that is fine mam but I got another question for you. Do you know the location of that POS boyfriend by name. She says.. who are you talking about. I said mam we know you are still in contact with him and we really wanted to find him.. but thought we could take care of you at the same time. You need to settles these warrants. Now do you know the location of so and so. She said no I don't... he went back to Florida last I heard. I say mam I just caught you in another lie. She get upset.. i tell her to calm down mam. He is a fugitive in Florida and we need his location. 

 

She says sir.. mr.. so and so I stated... and then I hear in the back ground a guy ask, "who is that?".

 

I said mam is that so and so in the background I just heard. She say no sir there is no one else here. I said mam this conversation is being recorded and you and your mother have already stated several lies. If you are harboring a fugitive you can be prosecuted making thing worse for yourself. Now where is you place of residence so we can solve this matter?

 

She wants my badge number and I explain I cant give that information out over the phone but he officers can when they arrive at your residence.

 

My neighbor was trying so hard not to laugh and again I had to have him turn around or I would crack up. hahahhaa

 

We both fell bad about it.. the mothers husband call neighbors dad and in the am after trying to get a hold of my on my magic jack. Guess I should change the number now. hahaha

 

Well he says I know know what you are talking about.. conversation goes on with his dad to new hub and the hub asked if he could talk to neighbor and not do any more pranks. Dad say.. sure I will talk to neighbor/friend. Then it was squashed. 

 

We laughed about it all damn day. hahhahahaha

 

I did a really bad bad thing. And I tired to tell neighbor lets not do this but again.. them casess of beer got us a bit fing stupid. I will never do that again. hahahahhaha I mean that. 



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Funny shit hxtr, just be careful we don't want you getting caught and ending up arrested lol



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Okay.  The next time I have a problem with someone, I will give you names and numbers that I want you to call.  lmao  But.............I want to be in Oovoo when you do it.  



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i KNOW A COUPLE OF GANG MEMBERS WE COULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF! :)



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Okay.  The next time I have a problem with someone, I will give you names and numbers that I want you to call.  lmao  But.............I want to be in Oovoo when you do it.  

you would have to have your back turn on me... I would crack up laughing watching you bust a gut. hahahaha

 

Dean... your an Idiot!



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You should at least keep honorary XI tags for being a true real life Idiot. :blink:



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I know!  I have a couple of numbers you can call too!



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What is this? " I tell her we will send an lucifer to her house"   and what language is this "My neighbor and I were have a few cases of beer". Almost sounds like  French Canadian talk "I were have a few cases of beer"  and I guess you guys have "Lucifer" cops.Never heard of them.

 

Nasty prank though HXTR you goofball idiot.



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You should at least keep honorary XI tags for being a true real life Idiot. :blink:

X2

 

shamu you sure have a way with words !


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