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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



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grey wolf you need to do standup on comedy central jokes because you got the funny biz



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oooo shit he's in trouble   lmao!!!!!!!!



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I'm just wondering if he's going to come back in a Panda suit??? LOL!!

 

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LMAO...Thats great shit !!!


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ShadowLady

I'm just wondering if he's going to come back in a Panda suit??? LOL!!

 

-Shadow

 

IF he came back in a panda suit...Rick james would get excited xD



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Posted

the same joke on the same day .from 2 people now that is what i call idiots .but it was funny



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Posted

this is the original from 3  months ago lol



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tsw 8.5

the same joke on the same day .from 2 people now that is what i call idiots .but it was funny

Yeah mine was if you look at the date on this thread was 3 months ago------- Who is the IDIOT?



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Posted

The song Like A Virgin comes to mind.


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