greywolf2 Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2010 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 1144 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 252 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 101 Achievement Points: 1932 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2022 Birthday: 08/30/1993 Share Posted April 4, 2010 grey wolf you need to do standup on comedy central jokes because you got the funny biz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted April 4, 2010 oooo shit he's in trouble lmao!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaderXI Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6418 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6495 Achievement Points: 54343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2010 LMAO heres Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2010 I'm just wondering if he's going to come back in a Panda suit??? LOL!! -Shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Crazyhorse Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 286 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 35 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 236 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 66 Achievement Points: 1709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 21, 2023 Birthday: 12/15/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2010 LMAO...Thats great shit !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3484 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1843 Achievement Points: 22909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Android Share Posted July 30, 2010 ShadowLady I'm just wondering if he's going to come back in a Panda suit??? LOL!! -Shadow IF he came back in a panda suit...Rick james would get excited xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17080 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42067 Achievement Points: 148525 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2010 the same joke on the same day .from 2 people now that is what i call idiots .but it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted July 30, 2010 this is the original from 3 months ago lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
greywolf2 Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 tsw 8.5 the same joke on the same day .from 2 people now that is what i call idiots .but it was funny Yeah mine was if you look at the date on this thread was 3 months ago------- Who is the IDIOT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBubbles Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Share Posted July 30, 2010 The song Like A Virgin comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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