LOCO Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 465 Group: +++ COD4 Head Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2098 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 2495 Achievement Points: 19341 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/09/1977 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called "add to the picture." The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following studen would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.The teacher called on James to start things off: James returned to his seat, and the teacher called on Ernie next: Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy's turn: Suzy returned to her seat. Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board: Jerry returned to his seat, and Kim was called to the board: After Kim returned to her seat, the teacher noticed little Johnny waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was known for being dirty-minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the drawing on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way little Johnny could possibly due to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard: Little Johnny had done it again! Millpucky, baldie, JohnnyDos and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 And how exactly does he know this? TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3603 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 4352 Achievement Points: 35143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 02:44 AM Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 Little Johnny probably saw his dad once, just once, but is traumatized !!! .... lol -cracken- , Damage_inc-, iboomboom and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
White_Dragon Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Little Johnny Jokes LOL. There must be hundreds of them and this is the first time I've ever seen or heard this one. Very funny and great graphics !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 I love little Johnny jokes thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 Momma hollers out: "Johnny, where are you boy?" Johnny: "I'm in my bedroom ma." Momma: "What are you doing up there Johnny?" Johnny: "Blowing bubbles." Momma: Well who's up there with you Johnny?" Johnny: "Bubbles." Sammy, baldie and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 10, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2015 Good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted September 15, 2015 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted September 15, 2015 JohnnyDos, Blackbart, hxtr and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted September 15, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted September 15, 2015 Never knew little Johnny swung that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 15, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 15, 2015 That is so funny.. I love that joke. I used to tell it along fucking time ago. 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 16, 2015 hxtr was the guy that drew that originally.im pretty sure hxtr and Spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 16, 2015 hxtr was the guy that drew that originally.im pretty sure It used to be how I watched porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryWeezer Posted September 16, 2015 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Teacher: Today children we're going to name some animals. Who can tell me an animal that begins with the letter A? (Little Johnny's hand shoots up but the teacher doesn't call on him because he has a foul mouth. So she looks around the room.) Teacher: OK Alice. What animal begins with A? Alice: Aardvark. Teacher: Very good Alice. Now who can tell me an animal that begins with the letter B? (Again, little Johnny's hand shoots up but again, the teacher ignores him.) Teacher: All right Billy. What animal begins with B? Billy: Baboon. (So this continues until the teacher gets to R, and no one raises their hand but Johnny. The teacher can't think of any bad words beginning with R, so she takes a chance.) Teacher: OK Johnny. What animal begins with R? Johnny: Rat, teacher. Teacher: Very good Johnny. Thank you. Johnny: Wait teacher. I'm not done. A big fucking rat with a 12-inch cock. Edited September 16, 2015 by HarryWeezer JohnnyDos and Blackbart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted September 29, 2015 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Little Johnny eventually got older and got married. At his 25th wedding anniversary reception, Little Johnny's adult nephew nudges his uncle in the ribs, smiles, then leans over and whispers, "Uncle Johnny, after 25 years, I'll be you know how to make a woman have explosive orgasms, huh?" Little Johnny looks puzzled and replies, "Woman have orgasms?" Anonymous <-------- (Ayaq Guyaq's alias) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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