LtLaszlo Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 18 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted December 9, 2016 LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried. AyaqGuyaq, iboomboom, JohnnyDos and 9 others 12 Awards
Hunter1948 Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted December 9, 2016 I love Johnny jokes. LOL Awards
JohnnyNashville Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 25938 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 1496 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 290 Achievement Points: 13343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Device: Windows Posted December 9, 2016 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" TBB, LtLaszlo, TheLastColdBeer and 5 others 8
diggydoc42 Posted December 11, 2016 Member ID: 23985 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 189 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 1223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 8, 2022 Posted December 11, 2016 Teacher in math class "Kids, 3 birds sitting in a tree, a hunter shoots one, how many birds are still in the tree?" Little Johnny raises his hand, "None ma'am, they all flew away after the gun shot" "Wrong litlle Johnny, there are 2 birds left, but i like the way you think." Little Johnny pissed off raises his hand again. "Ma'am, can i ask you a question?" "Go ahead Johnny" "Three young women sitting on a park bench eating icecream, one licks it, one sucks it, and one bites it. Which of the three is married?" Teacher pauses for a bit, "The one that sucks the icream is married" "WRONG! It's the one that has a wedding ring, but i like the way you think!" tsw 8.5, LtLaszlo and TedsofBeverlyHills 3 Awards
codpiece Posted December 11, 2016 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.55 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:55 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 11, 2016 I didn't read the joke. All I did was stare at her tits. hxtr, LtLaszlo and Merlin007 3 Awards
hxtr Posted December 12, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted December 12, 2016 LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried. Is that little Johnny's sister? She is hot. Merlin007 and bds1961 2
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