JohnnyDos Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 27, 2017 A guy goes into Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes", he says. "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for bonus points. So, looking at the regulations, you have already got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am” The guy is puzzled and asks, "if the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well, this is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Blackbart, Sammy, Predat0r and 9 others 12
Mule Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted July 27, 2017 LMAO @JohnnyDos IDIOT! Awards
LtLaszlo Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24523 Achievement Points: 95480 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 12:25 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted July 27, 2017 wow, that's the start of my day every day!! LOL, Johnny! spinpuppy, AyaqGuyaq and TBB 3 Awards
spinpuppy Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 58 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14794 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 1 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Posted July 27, 2017 You kidding, that's my whole day !! JohnnyDos, AyaqGuyaq and TBB 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 27, 2017 Hehehhhhhhahaheheheha!!! You crazy bastiges. Ayaq Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted July 27, 2017 Lol... Awards
Unchileno Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted July 28, 2017 I am scratching right now. JohnnyDos 1 Awards
Labob Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.46 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted July 28, 2017 which one ya scratching ? The long one or short one. I'm having the coffee. Unchileno 1 Awards
Predat0r Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 5777 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 85 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1479 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1060 Achievement Points: 10812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/26/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 28, 2019 Birthday: 07/09/1981 Posted July 28, 2017 LMFAO good 1 Awards
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