RobMc Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 13, 2019 I was honoured to be selected to write the biography of one of our most esteemed members, known to all as fu Budman (of course you remember him?), a man who is truly a legend in his own lunchtime, he ranks high in the XI hall of fame, mainly for the laughter he delivers in game as he misses you both with bullet and knife, the old boy tries hard though, so here we go :- Once Upon a Time, long long ago, before Rugger was a gleam in his parents eyes, Budmans parents gazed dubiously at the bundle of joy delivered by the midwife, the old joke wasn't wrong as she slapped his father quite a few times before the baby let out a howl we all know well, however this time it wasn't the knife, already he wanted the map changed. But his parents spitefully refused to go to spec and he had to face the fact that he had to play this one, and play it with basic weapons too, how we all laughed. So began an epic rise through a difficult chidhood, his parents gave him toy cars (starting his lifelong passion for them) but he always used to pull off one of the wheels and eat it, this odd behaviour (I wonder how many get this?) continues to this day, we all witness his strange antics in game. However a forced diet of raw snake and skunk tails let him grow into a strong youth, worthy of any Beverly Hillbilly social event at which he excelled. although they too found him a bit 'strange'. With his parents support he managed to get to 5th grade, although it was a struggle at times, but 'Bud', as we affectionately know him, was not easily diverted from his road to stardom, he stuck at it, despite rejection from his fellow pupils who found worm sandwiches too much for their delicate palates. More worryingly he was already, even at this stage muttering about 'headshots' and 'knives', little wonder he had few friends and no girlfriends, except for a girl called Queenie who liked men who were different, and he fit the part perfectly. However it was not to be as in their teens she left him for a bloke from South America, who treated her badly, but that is another story. Finally he grew into the fine figure we know and respect today, a man feared for his fu's but less so for other skills, the Eureka moment came when electricity came to his neighbourhood opening up a whole new universe. Once the shine of shocking cats had worn off he was introduced to 'computers', now you have to remember at this time they put people on the moon (so they say) with computers the power of an Atari, he went big, upgrading to 1mb immediately. Discovering the seedy world of gaming it was only time before the slippery slope led him to XI, a world of dubious characters and dirty tricks, he fit in like a glove. Rising quickly through the ranks he won the 'kissing Ruggers arse' competition in 2005, as we all know he has never looked back (which probably explains his death rate) and is rated highly in the XI world, I am proud to have killed him many times and look forward to our future. SnullerDk, piglo, dadda2 and 9 others 1 10 1
RobMc Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted July 13, 2019 After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol). BUDMAN, AyaqGuyaq, spinpuppy and 2 others 5
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, RobMc said: After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol). Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir? ("Yoda" voice): "Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq baldie, Liquid_poop and bds1961 2 1 Awards
RobMc Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir? ("Yoda" voice): "Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq We were close once (in a fight) bds1961, baldie and AyaqGuyaq 1 1 1
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 13, 2019 I'd put my money on the Brit . . . Ayaq Liquid_poop and RobMc 1 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 13, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 13, 2019 Lol. Hhehehaheaheheaehewheahehehaehehehhaew!! Ayaq Liquid_poop 1 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted July 15, 2019 eh Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Damage_inc- said: eh Awesome post!!! Huh? (Yoda): "Hmm?" Ayaq Liquid_poop and RobMc 1 1 Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7097 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted July 15, 2019 !FU RobMc .....LOL AyaqGuyaq, RobMc, baldie and 1 other 2 2 Awards
Streetcleaner Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Device: Windows Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) This is better than FOX news or Ren and Stimpy ....I laughed I cried ....I laughed until I cried I feel better now ...and now I must make this go viral ..... Edited July 15, 2019 by Streetcleaner RobMc 1
RobMc Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted July 15, 2019 2 hours ago, BUDMAN said: !FU RobMc .....LOL Thats my boy
Joe Canadian Posted July 15, 2019 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 15, 2019 15 hours ago, BUDMAN said: !FU RobMc .....LOL Nice bio RobMc, but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach wearing nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol BUDMAN, AyaqGuyaq and RobMc 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 16, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Joe Canadian said: Nice bio RobMc, but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach wearing nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . . Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . . (Yoda): "Hmm?" Hmm? Lol! Ayaq Liquid_poop and Joe Canadian 1 1 Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 16, 2019 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7097 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted July 16, 2019 @Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up... Joe Canadian, AyaqGuyaq and baldie 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 16, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 16, 2019 37 minutes ago, BUDMAN said: @Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up... Hehehaehehahehehaheaheheahehaehae!! Glad to be of assistance, sir. My buddy, @RobMc, would certainly approve . . . Lol. (Chuckling really, REALLY, loudly!!) (Nay, laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!) Ayaq Liquid_poop 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted July 18, 2019 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/15/2019 at 7:06 PM, BUDMAN said: @Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up... Better, late than never, your perverted beecchhh lol AyaqGuyaq and baldie 1 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted July 18, 2019 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/15/2019 at 6:07 PM, AyaqGuyaq said: Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . . Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . . (Yoda): "Hmm?" Hmm? Lol! Ayaq Got the wrong guy, Moose and large animals, with big dicks, contact @TBB, that whore has a wealth or experience lol baldie, RobMc and AyaqGuyaq 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 19, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted July 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe Canadian said: Got the wrong guy, Moose and large animals, with big dicks, contact @TBB, that whore has a wealth or experience lol But every Master; e.g., "Yoda," needs a cadet, Young Padoin . . . . Hmm? @TBB is that Master . . . . Hmm? Lol. Ayaq RobMc 1 Awards
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