WeednFeed Posted August 15, 2010 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2350 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3823 Achievement Points: 24175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Share Posted August 15, 2010 I live in Canada in a small town. Well I had to go to the big city to work. On my very first pay night I went into a bar. I sat beside the most beutifull woman. Brown hair, Blue eyes, full red lips, curvasious body, full round at attention breast and long slender legs. I offered to buy her a drink. She looked at me and Said "Look you seem like a nice guy from the country I really don't want to take this drink from you"." "Why not?" I asked. "I'm not what you are looking for." she said "I don't understand" "Look, I'm a Lesbian!" she said "What's a Lesbian? I'm a catholic." I said "Oh, you really are from the country. I'll explain it to you. See that beutiful Girl up dancing with her boy friend." "Yes I see her." "Well I want to go over there grab a hold of her throw her on the table kiss her passionetly, feel her body against mine, run my hand up her thigh and take her home and make love to her all night long!" she said At that moment I couldn't control my self any longer. I broke down in tears and sobbed uncontrollably. She then took me in her arms and consoled me. "Oh my god. What's wrong I didn't mean to hurt you!" "No, No" I said. " I just realized I'm a LESBIAN TOO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FlLTHY Posted August 15, 2010 Member ID: 1569 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 381 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 08/05/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted August 15, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabreeyes Posted August 15, 2010 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Share Posted August 15, 2010 funny one weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted August 15, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17114 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42117 Achievement Points: 148799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted August 15, 2010 lol that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NanoCreed Posted August 15, 2010 Member ID: 1538 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1403 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2013 Birthday: 11/22/1994 Share Posted August 15, 2010 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausylon Posted August 16, 2010 Member ID: 1542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2013 Birthday: 07/08/1983 Share Posted August 16, 2010 bahaha, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowFry Posted August 16, 2010 Member ID: 97 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2019 Birthday: 01/01/1917 Share Posted August 16, 2010 yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2350 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3823 Achievement Points: 24175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 Thought this should be bumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted June 27, 2011 i'm a lesbian nymphomaniac trapped in a man's body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GorillaXI Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Be sure to look for the Adams Apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6963 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4503 Achievement Points: 58415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Share Posted June 27, 2011 TFF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PingLo Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Share Posted June 27, 2011 My Grandmother was a lesbian, so I'm 1/4 lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormCrow Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2648 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 4847 Achievement Points: 45907 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 35 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2011 Toothpick i'm a lesbian nymphomaniac trapped in a man's body! you arent honestly gonna call that a MANS body are you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2011 StormCrow Toothpick i'm a lesbian nymphomaniac trapped in a man's body! you arent honestly gonna call that a MANS body are you??? hahhaha thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAPLISKEN Posted June 27, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I think there is allot of lezboes traped in mens bodies here LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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