TBB Posted September 9, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 9, 2023 Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one Painsponge, Ruggerxi, BUDMAN and 6 others 3 6 Awards
lTplkey336 Posted September 9, 2023 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1087 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1346 Achievement Points: 8918 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15 Device: Windows Posted September 9, 2023 So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! Awards
TBB Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Posted September 10, 2023 34 minutes ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! I thought >XI< was a comedy club lTplkey336 1 Awards
major-mark63 Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3046 Content Per Day: 0.86 Reputation: 2291 Achievement Points: 24040 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 12:45 PM Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted September 10, 2023 18 hours ago, TBB said: Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one...... you forgot to put: makes you fart!!! (after one) Awards
Labob Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted September 10, 2023 13 hours ago, TBB said: I thought >XI< was a comedy club No is a freak show Awards
Snap Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 27916 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 4 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 422 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 362 Achievement Points: 2684 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/19/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 16, 2024 Device: Windows Posted September 10, 2023 Very funny post. Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7097 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 10, 2023 My favorite... Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. lTplkey336 and TheLastColdBeer 1 1 Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted September 10, 2023 Sitting in a recliner. lol, reminded me of Jim Stafford's show in Branson. He said after the show he was going to play mechanic, had to put a rear end in a recliner. KaptCrunch and TBB 2 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 10, 2023 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 315 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4875 Content Per Day: 0.85 Reputation: 4055 Achievement Points: 39445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 51 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 34 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted September 10, 2023 18 hours ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! thought TBB on writers strike, keeping a sharp pencil for when he goes back to work. Awards
TBB Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Posted September 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Labob said: No is a freak show Welcome to the club Awards
Labob Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2023 20 minutes ago, TBB said: Welcome to the club I like to think I'm in the top 10 XI freaks Awards
Sammy Posted September 11, 2023 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2023 The writers union shall hear of this! Awards
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