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good one @YACCster ? a friend showed me the original version on youtube, I couldn´t do my job properbly for the rest of the day ?

Sorry, Sweetheart, had no way--NO WAY!!--of knowing. I hope you heal good and fast, with no remembrance of what happened except for "Cute, little scars, right here, and hmm, right there . . ." And Ice Queen starts giggling . . . Lol. Hope everything's well. My buddy, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C." is always here to cheer our "Resident Babe" up . . . cc: @RobMc . . . Oh Wait, you are right up above . . . "On-the-wings of a snow, white, dove . . ., whispering pure . . ., sweet, love . . ., on the wings of a dove . . . (background: "On the wings of a dove . . .), on the wings, of a dove . . ." (Read "Yoda Voice" post . . .) "Beautiful and luscious Ladies of >XI<, we have . . ." Lol. God bless you all. Paul, aka "Ayaq"

Saw that one a mile away. Thats kilometer for you non-American folks.

Ok, here's a weird one. Today is mine and Pwrcrazy B-day. He is 67 born in 52. I am 52 born in 67.

PigLo Wheee.mp4

Ram ,power supply,case, video card are all brand new

lol

She was the African Queen, not Mary Poppins lol. And She lived in a place called "The Fenwicks". https://www.courant.com/real-estate/property-line/hc-hepburn-estate-fenwick-listed-20170307-story.html ?

"Refer Madness" Something several members here suffer from too much. In the voice of Ren: Its the.... refer... madness!"

So now I cant post songs that I like anymore? Geezuz I'll leave the forums too.

Yiiiiiip... yip yip yip.

@ChknFngr, you son-of-a . . . ! Lol, bud. Will be on soon. Still trying (trying?) to find an apartment. Company is paying the hotel bill, but it's all on me for $40 (U.S.) Uber bill per day, sigh. Can't cook food in my hotel room, have to eat out at $80/day . . . Double-sigh . . . Lol. Life is good! Ayaq, aka "Paul" P.S. - You son-of-a . . . P.P.S. - Not like @SGTScott, that son-of-a- " . . . - - - . . ." P.P.P.S. - (Yoda voice remember? Hmm?) "Hmm??"

Mary Poppins? (Johnny No. 5 in "Short Circuit," combines with 'Yoda" in "Star Wars . . .") Hmm, input, hmm? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

She used to ride into town on her bike. It had a basket in the front. She would fill it with all kinds of fruits and vegetables. She spoke to everyone and they all treated her like she was one of them. She was very down to earth (not snobby in any way). For the first few years I never knew who she was because my dad refused to buy a tv till I was in grade 7. lol All parts of Ct that I seen was beautiful. Where they lived was less than a 5 min drive to the white sandy beach. The castle was awesome. We could see it from the front porch.

@JohnnyDos, buddy . . . Keep a 64 oz. (not sure how many mLs that is in metric--too lazy to look it up; i.e., no "due-diligence" imparted (on my part) before I made this post . . .) spray bottle with you, filled a third-of-the-way up, with ice cubes, and the rest, with cold water . . . Use that to spray down the wife that "wants to remember like 'it' used to be . . ." Lol. Just kidding, kind Sir. That was the first thought that popped into my mind . . . Hey, let's make it about @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C. . . ." Let's pretend that he is trying to "re-kindle" the way it used to be with his ex-girlfriends (and, I am sure, he had many . . .), and she can spray him down, hmm? (Read my "Yoda Voice" post) Hmm? Huh? Ayaq

Old Saybrook, the home of the Late Katherine Hepburn. I'm in Madison, 2 towns west. A very nice town Old Saybrook...

WTF man you need to start sharing that shit. lol

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.' 'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.' He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her! She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm, that's five (5) things, Honey. Lol. Read my "Yoda Voice . . ." post . . . Hmm? Ayaq

Can you send some of that chill up here? I didn't realize you are from Ct. I have a lot of family living in Old Saybrook. I used to go there every year to visit till I got in my 20's.

@JohnnyDos Yuk Our weekly weather is not as bad as yours. Still need a/c though.

Thanks everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mhmmm you tasted it eh? LOL You're an expert on what a rusty nail and moose piss tastes like? Well, I only have 3 things to say to you...EWW, EWW and EWW LOL

Mmmm seafood mmmm meat lol

anything after 10/20/77 IS NOT THE REAL LYNYRD SKYNYRD ! Man that pisses me off!

this is the REAL band, not those other guys! the plane crash was on 10/20/77 ?

Intel 8700k chip - Asus z390 Maximus XI Hero Wifi - Gaming Board,32 Gigs Gskill DDR 4 RAM @3600 MHZ - MSI GTX 2080 Seahawk Video Card - Evga 850GQ Pws - Samsung 1 TB M.2 NVM Hard Drive. $800 is a pretty good price.

Morning all, I spoke to Funky this morning and he is okay with me posting this. His Mother has been dealing with cancer for a while now. Being that she has been on chemo has really shut down her immune system and she has taken a turn for the worse. They are talking to the doctor this morning to see what the next steps are for her. According to Funky his Mom just wants to go home and be with family. Please if you can pray for Funky and his family as they have some hard decisions to make and what could be soon the passing of his mother.

In this thread, Luscious Ladies of >XI<, and Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<: I will be answering each post (because the posts are usually funny, sometimes inane, and often, cruel . . . Lol. Hmm? Ayaq

Nay, "Especially" New Members!! And you too, @LittleTooT!! Lol. Ayaq

(In the words of Rodney King): "Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth!!???! Um-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .. . . Um-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . Huh? Ayaq

Sorry I'm testy. Broke my arm, and bit a huge hole in my cheek doing so and it got terribly infected so I've legit been miserable on a vacation I finally wanted to take. ?

No, that's not what I wanted . . . People seem to "over-react" more now, than ever. Not an insult, just an observation . . . Love ya, Babe. Ayaq

Um-hmmmmmmm . . . Cc: My buddy, @RobMc, popping corn now (it'll be cold by the time I eat it, but still popping corn!!!) . . . Um-hmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . Ayaq

Any more depressing songs you can muster, Sweetheart? How 'bout Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You," while you're bringing us down . . . Ayaq P.S. - My buddy, @RobMc, the reason for the edit . . . it's his fault! . . .

My pooch.

Happy birthday, including "New Members!!!" Ayaq

@J3st3r . . . Ever watch "Start Wars," buddy? "Empire Strikes Back?" "Revenge of the Nerds? Wait, what was the last one . . .? Lol, bud. Ayaq

"One mile" might contain more "meters" than "one mile." How many kilometers (kilometres, if'n you be @RobMc or Sweet @AthenA) in a mile? (Read my "Yoda Voice" post) Hmm? Ayaq

(In "Yoda voice"): "@J3st3r, talking to you, I am, sir, in "Yoda voice," hmm?" Huh? Huh? Every watch "Star Wars," buddy? Hmm? (Lol, that "Hmm?" was in "Yoda" voice . . .) Huh? Hard for Eric to understand, it is . . . Ayaq

Imagine "Yoda voice;" i.e., "Hmm?" LMFAO!!! Ayaq

I have not read ALL the posts, but Queenie wants to go to Scotland for one thing............................. The kilts, and lack of anything under them....HAHA Thought you could get one buy me didn't ya? Oh ya, and I'm originally from there, so I'm thinking she wants to be more like me.......haha............. Good luck Buddy, I hope you can do it!! PS..........she also thinks Shrek is real, and wants to meat him ........................