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Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet. An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow'. The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees,but still nothing'. The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open'.

A man had an accident whilst at his work bench and thought he should phone his wife. "Hello dear. I'm afraid I've chopped off one of my fingers." "What! The whole finger?" "No. The one next to it."

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. NiteRavenXI (53)MysticAngel (31)BEAST (55)

Brilliant love it

So was everything else mate, enjoy it as long as you can, by the way try a tripod, big difference to a bipod you can get some fairly light ones using modern materials.

Yes , this is one of the better calibers for this type of hunting. It will shoot a lot further than I am comfortable at range. Didn't realize how hard it is to shoot off bipod shooting sticks, holding steady, holding my breath. Was much easier when I was younger!!

No, more sagebrush than maple lol.

I am trying to see how to add the custom ctf maps to my mod folder here is a screenshot. I would like to know what map or file goes into the main folder for the game to load the map @PainKiller