3rdCdnInfty Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted March 17, 2011 Your girlfriend is ugly when... (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure. (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog. (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her. (4) She startles the animals at the zoo. (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone. (6) She makes onions cry. (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds. ( Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail. (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Awards
StormCrow Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2707 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5093 Achievement Points: 46733 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 54 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted March 17, 2011 I hand this same list out to clients when i am peddling Chile's ass on Ebay! Awards
BlackBird Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1368 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 436 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 3, 2018 Birthday: 08/17/1996 Posted March 17, 2011 Sound like my mom...*gag*
Unchileno Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted March 17, 2011 ...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe.. Awards
LtLaszlo Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:20 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Windows Posted March 17, 2011 LOL! Those are good ones!! Hey, don't over do it with those powerful Canadian beers tomorrow, eh?! Hehehe...Ya,right. Irish on St. Patrick's day?! Awards
RogueKill Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 26, 2024 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted March 17, 2011 Your girlfriend is ugly when.....She is playing on cam and " 103 updates available" pops up. Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Posted March 17, 2011 lmao haha Awards
Bazza Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1084 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted March 17, 2011 i'll thank YOU to stop talking about my wife!!!!!!!!! lol, it's a close description Awards
Toothpick Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted March 17, 2011 thank god mine is stunningly beautiful!
Dirk Diggler Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 98 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 3623 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1011 Achievement Points: 20902 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 17, 2011 UnChileno ...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe.. what the.....hell..............lol Yours: Dirk Awards
Hunter1948 Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted March 17, 2011 I remember those days when the bar was just about to close but they sure looked good then. LOL Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Posted March 20, 2011 lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao Awards
Hemps Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1482 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2018 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 15303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 3, 2024 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Device: Windows Posted March 20, 2011 3rdCdnInfty lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Posted March 20, 2011 Lmao haha exactly that hemp but by the end of the night who gives a shit what she looks like haha Awards
TBB Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21005 Content Per Day: 3.72 Reputation: 22783 Achievement Points: 150924 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 20, 2011 Your girl friend is ugly when your the only guy that will go out with her Awards
NickTheGrip Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted March 20, 2011 Now if it had read "your ex-wife is ugly when....." for sure my ex-wife fulfilled most of the items in the list Awards
The Buttman Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1239 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 170 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/05/1972 Posted March 20, 2011 You know your girlfriend is Fat when she wears a G rope.
Bushape Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted March 20, 2011 That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol. Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Posted March 21, 2011 Bushape That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol. haha Chile's fat brigade I like that Awards
PigDog Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3847 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 1628 Achievement Points: 25635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 1 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 21, 2011 3rdCdnInfty - Your girlfriend is ugly when... Your girlfriend is ugly when... (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds. I don't get number 7 ??? What is wrong with this?? Awards
DeaDHeaD Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 2306 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 280 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17, 2012 Birthday: 12/18/1982 Posted March 21, 2011 youre girlfriend is ugly when:-here mother put here a steak on the back that the dogs at least play with here....
SlowFry Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 97 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2019 Birthday: 01/01/1917 Posted March 21, 2011 if was lucky would have ugly. sighs Awards
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