3rdCdnInfty Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted March 17, 2011 Your girlfriend is ugly when... (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure. (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog. (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her. (4) She startles the animals at the zoo. (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone. (6) She makes onions cry. (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds. ( Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail. (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
StormCrow Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 250 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2644 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4818 Achievement Points: 45829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 28 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Share Posted March 17, 2011 I hand this same list out to clients when i am peddling Chile's ass on Ebay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackBird Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1368 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 436 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 3, 2018 Birthday: 08/17/1996 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sound like my mom...*gag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unchileno Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 17, 2011 ...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9137 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94152 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted March 17, 2011 LOL! Those are good ones!! Hey, don't over do it with those powerful Canadian beers tomorrow, eh?! Hehehe...Ya,right. Irish on St. Patrick's day?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RogueKill Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2023 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Your girlfriend is ugly when.....She is playing on cam and " 103 updates available" pops up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 lmao haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bazza Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1078 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 391 Achievement Points: 6669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Android Share Posted March 17, 2011 i'll thank YOU to stop talking about my wife!!!!!!!!! lol, it's a close description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted March 17, 2011 thank god mine is stunningly beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 98 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 3251 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 934 Achievement Points: 18891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 17, 2011 UnChileno ...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe.. what the.....hell..............lol Yours: Dirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted March 17, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted March 17, 2011 I remember those days when the bar was just about to close but they sure looked good then. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hemps Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1482 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2018 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 15303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2011 3rdCdnInfty lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 Lmao haha exactly that hemp but by the end of the night who gives a shit what she looks like haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2011 Your girl friend is ugly when your the only guy that will go out with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 20, 2011 Now if it had read "your ex-wife is ugly when....." for sure my ex-wife fulfilled most of the items in the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
The Buttman Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 1239 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 170 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/05/1972 Share Posted March 20, 2011 You know your girlfriend is Fat when she wears a G rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted March 20, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted March 20, 2011 That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 Bushape That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol. haha Chile's fat brigade I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 21, 2011 3rdCdnInfty - Your girlfriend is ugly when... Your girlfriend is ugly when... (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds. I don't get number 7 ??? What is wrong with this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DeaDHeaD Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 2306 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 280 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17, 2012 Birthday: 12/18/1982 Share Posted March 21, 2011 youre girlfriend is ugly when:-here mother put here a steak on the back that the dogs at least play with here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowFry Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 97 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2019 Birthday: 01/01/1917 Share Posted March 21, 2011 if was lucky would have ugly. sighs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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