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Your girlfriend is ugly when...

 

(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.


(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.


(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.


(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.


(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.


(6) She makes onions cry.


(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.


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Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.


(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.


(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.


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I hand this same list out to clients when i am peddling Chile's ass on Ebay!

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Sound like my mom...*gag*

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84 Fat Fan.jpg...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe..Yell
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LOL! Those are good ones!!

Hey, don't over do it with those powerful Canadian beers tomorrow, eh?!

Hehehe...Ya,right. Irish on St. Patrick's day?!

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Your girlfriend is ugly when.....She is playing on cam and " 103 updates available" pops up.

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i'll thank YOU to stop talking about my wife!!!!!!!!!

 

lol, it's a close description

 

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thank god mine is stunningly beautiful!

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84 Fat Fan.jpg...StromCrow...Hustling for Money..You were short on your Quota last time Hoe..Yell

what the.....hell..............lol

 

Yours: Dirk

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I remember those days when the bar was just about to close but they sure looked good then. LOL

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lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao

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lol haha I do that at last call haha, did that last night too , woke up with a lets say she was a 6 and that is be very kind to her lmao

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Lmao haha exactly that hemp but by the end of the night who gives a shit what she looks like haha

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Now if it had read "your ex-wife is ugly when....." for sure my ex-wife fulfilled most of the items in the listSurprised

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You know your girlfriend is Fat when she wears a G rope.

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That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol.

 

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That was fucking hilarious. Good shit. Sounds like Chile's fat brigade. Sorry Chile. (not really) lol.

 

 haha Chile's fat brigade I like that

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3rdCdnInfty - Your girlfriend is ugly when...

Your girlfriend is ugly when...

 

 

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

I don't get number 7 ???   What is wrong with this??

 

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youre girlfriend is ugly when:-here mother put here a steak on the back that the dogs at least play with here....

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if was lucky would have ugly.

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