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no shit.

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So when they gonna bury him?

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That's not what she whispered to me??

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lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

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He is an idiot for sure!

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lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

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lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

mouahahah

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Yop
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lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

mouahahah

 yeah probably, thats why I want to stay away from marriage for as long as I can :P

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lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

 

Yep I believe that ben married 5 times its ben true every time

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3rdCdnInfty

lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

 

Yep I believe that ben married 5 times its ben true every time

 yeah damn that sucks

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I heard another good one the other day. Wife says she wants to get a boob job. Husband says why don't you try wiping toilet paper between your tits everyday. She asks how is that going to work, he says I'm not sure but look what it did to your ass! LOL

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i ve been married for almost eleven years and its had its ups and downs still does too. but its been great.... we still love each other and respect each other.... we have 6 wonderful kids to prove it lol wow what was i thinking..... Get me out of here lmao

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"So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!"

 

 

sad....Cry

 

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"So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!"

 

 

sad....Cry

 

 it is sad :(

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3rdCdnInfty
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3rdCdnInfty

lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

 

So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!

 

Yep I believe that ben married 5 times its ben true every time

 yeah damn that sucks

Which is more than can be said for the 5 ex-wives

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