2cuteSue Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 17, 2009 upon following the magic pointer they are led to BlackWidow's house where after entering they discoverd Shadowlady and Mal, Welch's and Kleinehexe, HornyHeather and Mazdarati all in a circle surrounding Killroy and Caper, Walmart, Nitemare and Crack all of which are tied up and face down!!! They are chanting and the room smells of ass!!! Greywolf is in the corner crying and Noddy is passed out naked!! A flash nade goes off and in comes dogg and xray, hxtr and gorilla... They start.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-RayXI Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6888 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 1371 Achievement Points: 44109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2009 To sing "I just calllll to sayyyyy ... I love youuuuuUUUUU" and cleaned up the mess and put them all into the freeze fridge. Dollardog says "Man..if I just could ...... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Find my car keys...and my car, I would get the hell outta here." About that time, Dollardogg heard the rumbling of the engine of his Ford Festiva (complete with lighted pimp stick and rainbow bumper sticker) from somewhere around the corner. He took off in a dead sprint and rounded the corner only to find........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted September 17, 2009 A Gorilla with a M1 locked and loaded ready to get the job done. This is when Les Paul said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 19, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 "Holy Shit...a Gorilla with a gun, does he talk too?" Gorilla turned and looked at LesPaulGuy with a look of disgust and said," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 19, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Yea, and that bear aint gonna shit in the woods no more!!! FUKERS DEAD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyblade Posted September 19, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted September 19, 2009 WIth that being said Gorilla started pounding his chest furiously and throwing huge amounts of fecal matter at LesPaulGuy, screaming.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 19, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 19, 2009 where the fuk are my banana's ... I know ur hiding them sob's somewhere!!!! Starts firing in all directions and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 20, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 one exceptionally hard turd hit BillyBlade right between the eyes, knocking him completely out of sorts. Sue turned to Billy and said...."Hey man, you look shitfaced, maybe you should....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 22, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 22, 2009 you should just sit down for awhile billy and chew on some of the fecal matter it will help you fell better, but gorilla was still on a rampage looking for his banana's SOB stole while using his M1 fecal matter gun unbeknowst to gorilla he shot the lock on the Freezer Fridge which was a doorway the another dimension and out poped BlackWidow, ShadowLady, Mal, KleineHexe, Horny Heather, killroy, caper,wallmart, nitemare, crack, greywolf, noddy, doog and xray and the all said at once we saw a light but we turned back when we heard the singing but not all of us made it back but Kleine spoke up and said look what i found a BlackCat and it has Catguts in it's mouth, just then The GnomeKing (aka) Cbags arrived with his council ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
blackcat Posted September 22, 2009 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2843 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2048 Achievement Points: 21919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted September 22, 2009 Just in time to see the Black Cat puking...... ewwwww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted September 23, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 23, 2009 lespaulguy standing with a evil grin his pants around his ankles says heres you fukin banana you hairy ass ape at that moment in time.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted September 23, 2009 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted September 23, 2009 Is there an apple involve in this story ...thats how usually this fantazy world starts...lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 24, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Unchileno blurts out random words about various fruits, belches loudly and hands Mal a small but suprisingly heavy.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 25, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Apple which Unchileno plucked from his Butt. Mal looks at the apple and said I must give this apple to Killroy it will enchant him with the powers of............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 25, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 CHILLI ASS! (a very unknown yet extremely dangerous power). Mal's Orbs starting blinking rapidly, the sky clouded over, lightening struck and then The Gnome King spoke. He said, "I have had it up to my balls with this attmepted coup. Don't you idiots know that I, the Gnome King, am omnipitent. If you all do not get down on your kness before me and......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexist Posted September 26, 2009 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1218 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 7054 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2009 ...my teddybear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 26, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 ...has really been on my mind tonight for some reason. Now where was I? Oh yeah, all of you get down on your knees and...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 29, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 29, 2009 but no one was listening to the GnomeKing cause Shadowlady's bust was still growing they were like a 50DDD size by now they were getting so big that she could barely stand and her breast was ripping through her blouse. Mal notice that not even Killroy was not paying her any attention at the moment she needed to get the Idiots back under her spell so she lifted her skirt and showed everyone this now all eyes were on Mal and she said ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Malificent Posted September 29, 2009 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Behold the power of XI!!! The Snapper Pussy!!!! I am gonna bite them all off!!!! The Gnome King Cbags, thinking being made of wood was safe, was the first to try and take the evil Queen down. But as we all know, snapper turtles can snap twigs in two, let alone fingers, imagine the power of the snapper pussy! The Gnome King screams and falls at the evil Queen's feet starts crying: Why, why, why? My little fella is now in splinters my Queen!!! Meanwhile, Killroy who was in shock and catatonic at the time snaps outta it. Looks at the evil Queen and screams like a little girl and runs off into the forest. The evil Queen was thinking she was finally back on top when BEHOLD the KING of the Idiots awakens from his slumber!!!! The good King Rugger appears in a puff of smoke..... (LMFAO, I didn't need to see this at this time in the morning, you sickos! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLady Posted September 29, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 29, 2009 And says "Shit...a guy just tries to have a little R&R and this place goes to hell!". Rugger then pulls a bottle of wood glue from his back pocket and says to Killroy "pull yourself together man....don't let them know you've been pussy whittled!". Mal grabs the huge "Chilie" empowered apple and throws it at.......... (man....that is one ugly nasty pic noears...where the hell did you get that??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted September 29, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Rugger but he ducks out of the way just in time and it hits Greywolf. Rugger turns to Mal and sez what have you done. Mal sez do not be such a wimp my Good King it will only make him sleep and only the kiss of his ture Love can wake him wake him. As Greywolf slept he dreamed of his younger days when his parents dress him in little ruffle dresses with pig tails bobby socks and a little ribbon in his hair. Rugger started thinking what if Greywolf's true Love never appears what then if only I had a Shanman who could remove this wicked spell from him just then ...................... (ShadowLady that's an old picture of one of my girlfriends when I was younger that is why I stoped dating younger women LOL by my age there snatch is more tamed.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted October 5, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Just then Shanman showed up and looked down at Rugger who was holding Greywolf in his arms and said.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ph4nt0m Posted February 5, 2010 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Share Posted February 5, 2010 is"How the hell are we going to find Greywolfs true love ?", Rugger realising that his good friend Greywolf hand taken one in the face for him said "I have no idea Shanman, but this must be our quest, we must not rest until we find Greywolfs true love", they both stand and start to carry Greywolf to a soft patch of grass so the he can sleep peacefully in hypnotic state when Rugger turns to mal and says ...... (only 8 months old but must be time it got resurected) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted February 5, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Rugger smiles coyly at Mal..."You know what this means Queen?" Mal grins evilly..."Of course I do! 3 way!!!!!" My dream come true.... Meanwhile Killroy is in the woods petting his manhood (or what's left of it)...wondering..."How did I fuck that up!?!?!?! Mal was the best I ever had!!!! Now she bit it off, along with Cbag's tool too!" A little hurt, a little irked....Killroy formulates a plan to get back at the Queen...knowing he can't trust King Rugger...he enlists the help of iNade and Element...the only two homos that would even fathom taking on the Queen.... Killroy says to iNade: "You have elite nading skillz...is there anyway you can use them for my cause of taking down this even bitch from hell?" iNade replies..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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