HarryWeezer Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) It's all I can stand, and I canst stands no more. I hereby expunge, invalidate, vacate, quash, repudiate and put the kobosh on the winter of 2013-2014. Henceforth, until the first frost of fall, the temperature in these parts at least may approach, but shall not fall, below 32 degrees. Nor shall there shall be any further accumulation of snow - not a single flake shall insult us. Robins and other birds hiding out in old barns and other points south are to immediately take wing and complete their spring journeys. We instruct stinging insects to come forth and dogwoods and wysteria to bloom, woodpeckers to drum and owls to hoot, sap to run and leaves to bud, pollen to rain and nightcrawlers to migrate across roads and driveways. Let tom turkeys strut, trout look up for flies, butterflies sally forth, grass to grow, and nests and hives be built. Big block stores may put flowers on display and shorts and T-shirts are approved attire. The air shall produce that spring smell - equal parts rain and soil, grass and ozone - and kids may take to bicycles and skateboards, ladies to spring cleaning and men to servicing mowers and trimmers. Let all this - and more - be done, the public welfare requiring it. I have spoken. Edited March 25, 2014 by HarryWeezer google, Senapsbread, Bama and 5 others 8 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 25, 2014 I'm in the same boat Harry.Damn got snow flurries thiis morning,but by the weekend supposed to hit 48F.
PX-Mutt Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 20394 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 50 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 33 Achievement Points: 353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2015 Posted March 25, 2014 We are due for a major storm, looking at a couple feet of snow tomorow, enough already it's almost April.
Hunter1948 Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted March 25, 2014 Amen Harry! Awards
blk_plague Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Posted March 25, 2014 Here here i second the fucking motion. Bring on the damn heat. Awards
dadda2 Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted March 25, 2014 yep bring on the sun
LandShark Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 698 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1145 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 782 Achievement Points: 7232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 15, 2024 Device: Windows Posted March 25, 2014 It will be 81 here on Thursday. Jet ski anyone?? LS Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 25, 2014 It's all I can stand, and I canst stands no more. I hereby expunge, invalidate, vacate, quash, repudiate and put the kobosh on the winter of 2013-2014. Henceforth, until the first frost of fall, the temperature in these parts at least may approach, but shall not fall, below 32 degrees. Nor shall there shall be any further accumulation of snow - not a single flake shall insult us. Robins and other birds hiding out in old barns and other points south are to immediately take wing and complete their spring journeys. We instruct stinging insects to come forth and dogwoods and wysteria to bloom, woodpeckers to drum and owls to hoot, sap to run and leaves to bud, pollen to rain and nightcrawlers to migrate across roads and driveways. Let tom turkeys strut, trout look up for flies, butterflies sally forth, grass to grow, and nests and hives be built. Big block stores may put flowers on display and shorts and T-shirts are approved attire. The air shall produce that spring smell - equal parts rain and soil, grass and ozone - and kids may take to bicycles and skateboards, ladies to spring cleaning and men to servicing mowers and trimmers. Let all this - and more - be done, the public welfare requiring it. I have spoken. You missed a paragraph... Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. Oh, that wasn't the declaration? Oops... Awards
7Toes Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted March 25, 2014 can i get a HELL YAA Awards
BigPapaDean Posted March 25, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) WHATS THIS SHIT YOU CALL SUN AND FAIR SKIES! DAMN DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WARM WET STUFF FALLING OUT OF THE CLOUDS THAT RARELY GIVE US A PEEK AT THE SUN, IS? WELL OKAY i DON'T EITHER! Edited March 25, 2014 by BigPapaDean Awards
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