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Any chance someone can make a tosser award/medal?

 

I want one.

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you would never get it over your big fucking head, don't think it's an honour being called a tosser we throw it out to any waste of space over here in the UK. How about a Humpty Dumpty medal instead.

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is that not the same as the wanker medal there SOB ??

 

wanker  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

tosser   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A%20-%20Tosser

 

kinda looks like you already have that one SOB :)  Wanker_zps4f305e0e.png

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you would never get it over your big fucking head, don't think it's an honour being called a tosser we throw it out to any waste of space over here in the UK. How about a Humpty Dumpty medal instead.

 

If you look closely at our medals, they dont have chains or collars attached.  So its easy to assume they have pins on the back of them.  Thus, I could just pin it on me, instead of trying to fit it around my neck.

 

I enlarged one to show detail of no chain or collar so you can see:

 

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In case there is further question, I was able to find the average head circumference based on results from the World Heath Organization here:

 

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Using inferential statistics, we can reach conclusions that extend beyond the immediate data that is given.

Here we are able to see the average circumference of an infant that is 0-2 years old.  We can then assume the recursion of this data will continue as an average.  Since data points are a set of one or more measurements on a single member of a statistical population, we can extrapolate enough data to assume I have an average sized head. 

 

Unfortunately, this doesn't solve the original question regarding someone creating a "tosser" medal.  

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Keep posting, let everyone see what an arrogant arsehole you really are, by the way who are you spying on today.

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SOB you need to smoke some weed:5412f74590800_50ba950199dea_JD2.jpg

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Keep posting, let everyone see what an arrogant arsehole you really are, by the way who are you spying on today.

 

Ah yes.  I forgot I missed the "spying" remark yesterday.  

Sonovabitch I apologize for the misrepresentation of a secret agent.

Although it may seem like I am "spy" or possibly even a "double agent" working for a radical rogue state, it is ultimately not true.   I am actually a personal guard, chauffeur, master in Korean Karate, and arch nemesis of Bond, James Bond.  

I can easily understand how you would be confused by my all black attire and menacing bowler hat with a an attached Chakram.

 

To assist in preventing this confusion in the future, I have included a picture of what it looks like in TeamSpeak when a person has their mic and sound muted.  

PnZGaCU.png

 

A red X in computer terminology usually denotes a "disabled" definition.  In addition, in case there is confusion as to the word muted, I have included the Oxford Dictionary meaning:

 

mut·ed
ˈmyo͞otid/
adjective
adjective: muted
  1. (of a sound or voice) quiet and soft.
    "they discussed the accident in muted voices"

 

Lastly, as it is certainly possible that someone may mistake me for a spy again, I am accepting bowler hat donations in a attempt to try and cull any future spying acquisitions.  

I hope this chart helps as a way to determine the size of hat to donate to me, based on my calculated head size from the above post:

 

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SOB you need to smoke some weed:

 

now im jealous.

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i think you two should call it a draw or if your that in love get a room 

 

chill out guys

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There is no such thing as a draw or a win when two idiots are fighting/arguing/disagreeing, only a loser and a bigger loser.

 

edit: idiotic ninja edit

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There is no such thing as a draw or a win when two idiots are fighting, only a loser and a bigger loser.

 

hmm.  I am not fighting.  Just asking for a medal to be created and explaining the calculations of the size of my head, along with my passionate hatred for James Bond.

More importantly, we are two Idiots.  So we can derive from that, that we are indeed in the correct clan.

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Lol as much as I hate drama, this has all been very entertaining! :D

 

I also learned the definition of a tosser.

 

The more you know.   __--*

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I always thought tosser was a salad tosser aka someone who enjoys licking assholes.

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I always thought tosser was a salad tosser aka someone who enjoys licking assholes.

 

well i mean if shes hot enough.  and we just got out of the shower

 

right?

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well i mean if shes hot enough.  and we just got out of the shower

 

right?

 

nope nope nope lol

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nope nope nope lol

 

ya.  you are right.

 

a showers not needed.

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Why the fuck would you make this post and carry the argument on? You must of known this post would incite a reply from Sob?

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If anyone has an issue with me locking this thread then please come to me via PM. 

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