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Posted (edited)
   (It's been a bit since we've done one of these and so here we go. Add only a sentence to what's already there and try to stick to a Christmas theme.)

 

 

   It was a cold winter's night in XI land when Rugger, returning from an all-nighter, stopped before he went into the house to take a piss in the snow. But as he whipped it out, 

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Posted (edited)

"DAMN YOU HXTR!", he yelled. He then pissed everywhere like an uncontrollable fire hose.

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I was hiding behind the three and seen Rugger's uncontrolled leak.. I grab the penornament and..



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The story, so far...

 

      It was a cold winter's night in XI land when Rugger, returning from an all-nighter, stopped before he went into the house to take a piss in the snow.

 

   But as he whipped it out, he realized that Hxtr had taken it to hang on his Christmas Tree. "Damn you Hxtr," he yelled, pissing everywhere like an unctrollable firehouse.
 
   Hxtr was hiding behind the tree and saw Rugger's uncontrolled leak. He grabbed an ornament and quickly shoved it up Rugger's ass to halt the stream.
 
   Meanwhile, 


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Wildthing was freezing and decided to poke fire to get some heat into his very cold ......................... hands



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When with a surprise he screamed, "Why is there blood on my  hands?"



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He then realized it was ass blood from Rugger's ass all over his hands.



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So he pulled the ornament out of rugger ass to wash his hands off. But..



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As he did, Hxtr took the ornament and stuck it up Wildthings ass



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Wild thing screamed, "OH GOD THAT FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD! I WANT MORE!"



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Rugger turned around to see who was shouting so loudly only to come face to face with...



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unspeakable things to himself while holding a Santa Claus (BPD look alike) doll in his hand while shouting ........



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Then to his surprise the doll comes alive with big long fangs dripping with......



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SOB's love juice. Needless to say the Santa doll was not happy. He spit and hit rugger right in the eye! Rugger screamed as he...



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EDD THE DUCK dressed as an Elf  was at hand to jump to Ruggers aid but then...... 



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But when he tried out he found he was much to tall because there was a misprint on the add for try outs! Then he decided to.....



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2 Many Beers who seemed to be passed out on the floor in a pool of



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His own sick after falling over drunk and collapsing next to...



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the male member that Rugger lost to Hxtr that is now his favorite Christmas tree ornament that he keeps on his pillow along with .......


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