WldPenguin Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 691 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4441 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 6773 Achievement Points: 48591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2016 Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your Mrs. into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her bands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' so, here I am!" WeednFeed, bds1961, Tron and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6109 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 8018 Achievement Points: 51619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 56 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 10, 2016 lmao good stuff. Good to remember too L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2341 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3808 Achievement Points: 24101 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2016 (edited) Oh yea...................well this spring one Saturday morning I woke up about 4:30 and snuggled up to Mrs Weed, she said "what the hell are you doing?" I then gave her a choice we could have a little hanky panky or I could go fishing! She rolled over and screamed in my ear "MAKE SURE YOU WEAR YOUR LIFE JACKET!" Edited October 11, 2016 by WeednFeed LadyIngvild, AyaqGuyaq, tsw 8.5 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 10, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18172 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20205 Achievement Points: 133178 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 11, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted October 11, 2016 LMAO, both of you. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Franky_B Posted October 12, 2016 Member ID: 24651 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 58 Achievement Points: 419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/17/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2022 Birthday: 09/27/1992 Share Posted October 12, 2016 hahaha too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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