MunkyMeat Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 25426 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/04/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 07/18/1974 Posted January 9, 2017 So, since I am single and I know alot of the members are, I thought maybe we could share pick up lines and see if we can't help each other out. Think of it as a sexual think tank. Here is one of mine....... "Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform?" Say what you will but it works everytime, all the time. Merlin007, Icequeen, hxtr and 2 others 5
hxtr Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 9, 2017 hahhaha I have not tried that line before. MunkyMeat and L!ckALotAPus 2
MunkyMeat Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 25426 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/04/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 07/18/1974 Author Posted January 9, 2017 It is sooo much cheaper than the whole $20 hanging out of your zipper thing. L!ckALotAPus 1
L!ckALotAPus Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted January 10, 2017 the best pickup line yo bitch get in the truck! Icequeen and Merlin007 2
StormCrow Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2702 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5076 Achievement Points: 46673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted January 10, 2017 nice shoes!!!! Wanna fuck??? Icequeen, AyaqGuyaq, iboomboom and 2 others 5 Awards
7Toes Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted January 10, 2017 may stand here while that fart i left over there goes away Merlin007, L!ckALotAPus and Icequeen 3 Awards
Icequeen Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6202 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 8200 Achievement Points: 52542 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 60 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 04:31 AM Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted January 10, 2017 :rofl: Awards
DramaLlama Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 3789 Achievement Points: 17867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Posted January 10, 2017 You remind me of my pinky toe. You are small and cute, and I will probably bang you on the coffee table tonight Merlin007, iboomboom, L!ckALotAPus and 2 others 5 Awards
Goesje Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 22843 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 264 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 223 Achievement Points: 1722 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/11/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 6, 2017 Birthday: 11/20/1988 Posted January 10, 2017 While standing up: "Hey there miss, did you know I am actually a snail?" Sit down on your barstole, making a cracking noise: "Oh there goes my house, now I need to spend the night at yours" Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 10, 2017 The one for Hxtr. at a bar. "Excuse me sir,would you like me to push in your stool." Merlin007 1
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) Hey Munkey, check out some posts in thread simply-titled "Dating." I found it and just bumped it. There are some great four-word phrases in that thread that are sure to make you laugh. Ayaq Edited January 10, 2017 by AyaqGuyaq Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted January 10, 2017 ok how about this one Would you like to fool aground? she says NO! i say will you stand still wile i do icequeen Icequeen 1
Icequeen Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6202 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 8200 Achievement Points: 52542 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 60 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 04:31 AM Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted January 10, 2017 Oh Goof!!!! Silly boy! L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
MunkyMeat Posted January 11, 2017 Member ID: 25426 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/04/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 07/18/1974 Author Posted January 11, 2017 Run up to a lady and start talking about all the fun stuff you guys have done together and if she remembers. She will then ask if she knows you. Thats when you look her deep in the eyes and say seriously "No, but you really should"
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