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Posted

did you know that chuck norris uses stunt doubles.... but just for the scenes where he has to cry



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Posted (edited)

When did it become a phenomenon to randomly throw-in apostrophes after almost every fucking 's' 

It's like people literally stopped paying attention after 3rd grade; so they're not sure, but just in case!

Four times in this copy & paste.

I mean 'say's' (sic) isn't even a fucking noun.

Edited by Timmah!


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Posted
33 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

When did it become a phenomenon to randomly throw-in apostrophes after almost every fucking 's' 

It's like people literally stopped paying attention after 3rd grade; so they're not sure, but just in case!

Four times in this copy & paste.

I mean 'say's' (sic) isn't even a fucking noun.

Chuck Norris' does'n"t care about apos'trophes'   8P



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Posted (edited)

Sorry, but Who the fck cares... it's a joke...

Edited by BUDMAN


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Posted
34 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

Sorry, but Who the fck cares... it's a joke...

Exactly the prevailing sentiment of even the basics in this country. 

Country's swimming in apathetic stupidity. 



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@Timmah! apologies for the fucking inconvenience i caused to you because the fucking third language i know is english and i sometimes make fucking mistakes in a fucking joke i make...

for fuck sake mate



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Posted
7 minutes ago, the baron said:

@Timmah! apologies for the fucking inconvenience i caused to you because the fucking third language i know is english and i sometimes make fucking mistakes in a fucking joke i make...

for fuck sake mate

That's very true, but what is also true is that we know for a fact your dick won't even reach the fire

🤣

FU Baron



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Posted
18 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Exactly the prevailing sentiment of even the basics in this country. 

Country's swimming in apathetic stupidity. 

Yup, prevails over the whole Western world my friend



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Posted
2 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Yup, prevails over the whole Western world my friend

I'm just confused how Baron is responding to my reaction a post seemingly made by TBB.

But then I saw his avatar, & somehow it all makes sense!:

 

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Posted
19 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

Sorry, but Who the fck cares... it's a joke...

Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it.

Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :-

Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg?

Get laid once

Get smashed once

And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum

 

Pure genius, and oh so true

Bud are you hard or soft

Boiled



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Posted
6 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it.

Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :-

Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg?

Get laid once

Get smashed once

And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum

 

Pure genius, and oh so true

Bud are you hard or soft

Boiled

Somehow reminds me of German class, when I first learned of the Genetive case; sounded promising. 



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Posted
26 minutes ago, Timmah! said:

I'm just confused how Baron is responding to my reaction a post seemingly made by TBB.

But then I saw his avatar, & somehow it all makes sense!:

 

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Baron is a lovely lad, one of my favourites FU Baron



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Posted
1 hour ago, RobMc said:

That's very true, but what is also true is that we know for a fact your dick won't even reach the fire

🤣

FU Baron

Next time put a marshmallow on the end of it!!!  8P



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Posted
1 hour ago, RobMc said:

Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it.

Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :-

Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg?

Get laid once

Get smashed once

And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum

 

Pure genius, and oh so true

Bud are you hard or soft

Boiled

Bad batch again????



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Posted
52 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Baron is a lovely lad, one of my favourites FU Baron

You started this!!!   @BUDMAN gets a pass on this one!!!

 

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Posted

Wow, haven't seen these for at least

 

A day ?



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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, TBB said:

You started this!!!   @BUDMAN gets a pass on this one!!!

 

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Lol @ spell correct


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I think we all got the point after the third one.



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