WolfTiS Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted June 13, 2011 A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the otherside." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worstday of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boomer Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted June 13, 2011 lmfao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilAcorn Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1818 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1041 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 556 Achievement Points: 14304 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 06/12/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted June 13, 2011 LOL OH SHIT SHE IS BUSTED!!!!! Mommy had cheated on her hubby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SHADOOW Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Share Posted June 13, 2011 wow that was really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted June 13, 2011 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Good 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17114 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42105 Achievement Points: 148787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 31 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 13, 2011 good one cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted June 13, 2011 Lmao haha, good one Wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damit1 Posted June 13, 2011 Member ID: 1188 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 258 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1692 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1355 Achievement Points: 15036 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 25, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2011 FUNNY:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NumNutz Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Thats funny shit there Tis ...lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CplMOFO Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 1924 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 68 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1012 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 101 Achievement Points: 5864 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 21, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1973 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Great one Wolfie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8451 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7335 Achievement Points: 75104 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2011 Busted. LMAO. Awesome Wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Hawkeye56 Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 2279 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 59 Achievement Points: 1000 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/05/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2015 Birthday: 06/09/1956 Share Posted June 14, 2011 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Teleck Posted June 14, 2011 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted June 14, 2011 lol that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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