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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story

and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless

Mommy,

 

God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

 

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

 

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed

like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

 

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months

later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her

prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and

goodbye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

 

"Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with

the otherside."

 

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad

heard her say:"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."

 

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to

go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and

watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight

he would be okay.

 

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end

of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch

and jumping at every sound.

 

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and

went home.

 

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so

late, what's the matter?"

 

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the

worstday of my life."

 

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe

what happened to me. this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the

middle of my lesson."



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lmfao!



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LOL OH SHIT SHE IS BUSTED!!!!! Mommy had cheated on her hubby!



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Posted

wow that was really funny



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Posted

Good 1 ...SmileSmile

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Posted

Thats  funny shit there Tis ...lmfao



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Posted

Pmsl that was a good 1 Wolftis Smile



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Posted

Great one Wolfie



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Posted

Too funny, lol...

 

 

Take care...



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Posted

LOLCool



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Posted

lol that was a good one

 


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