3rdCdnInfty Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 18, 2011 A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boomer Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 2083 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3554 Content Per Day: 0.73 Reputation: 4992 Achievement Points: 23761 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 14, 2014 Birthday: 10/20/1962 Share Posted July 19, 2011 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8455 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7342 Achievement Points: 75144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 19, 2011 LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GixXxer Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 2568 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 02/18/1982 Share Posted July 19, 2011 LOL, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeednFeed Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2356 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3848 Achievement Points: 24254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 19, 2011 Oh SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Pondscumz Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 1723 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 166 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 1375 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 5, 2015 Birthday: 01/16/1960 Share Posted July 19, 2011 omg - great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18259 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20321 Achievement Points: 133800 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 Sad but true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ferret Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 859 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 4117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2014 Birthday: 11/04/1968 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Don't tell my wife I said this.... but ROFL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 3rdCdnInfty - Pussy And Bitch Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." hahahahahha 3rd... that is so fucking funny.. hahahahahahahaha Way to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RD Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted July 27, 2011 priceless......ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6969 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4508 Achievement Points: 58475 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 RDKL priceless......ROFL +1 fooking awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17122 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42135 Achievement Points: 148891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 that was so true .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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