GorillaXI Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. BigPapaDean and Tristan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 548 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4673 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5862 Achievement Points: 41096 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 Well, it didn't say what kind of hammer he brandished. If it was a framing claw hammer, I wouldn't be above taking it away from him. A 3lb engineer's hammer.....hmmm, that can cause some serious damage if it connects. JK, Kodos to the Marine who stopped him. A few posts back I mentioned a Louisville slugger we keep under our bed. Also keep a bag of regulation baseballs. Whenever Lori wakes me up because she "heard" something, a baseball goes with me. If you've ever been knocked by a baseball thrown 60+ mph, you know what effect that can have. hxtr, BigPapaDean, baldie and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6418 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6495 Achievement Points: 54345 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 Its the new retirement plan Gorilla......Will see more of such things soon...Some people have it bad and this way they get free food free room nd board free health care etc etc......All u have to do is check the prison systems its the newest thing as most have lost everything... Spartacus, BigPapaDean, GorillaXI and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18193 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20230 Achievement Points: 133333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 Better than a hammer - just show a picture of Hxtr and they'll empty the vaults for you if they ever stop laughing pancakes and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. GorillaXI and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. I know your and "Idiot" But are you fucking nuts? BigPapaDean, LordOfChaos and simplemod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 If Not Hammers How About Sharpend Screwdrivers? Anyone Remember Bernard Goetz's Attackers Were Using Them... I Know Lets Regulate Hardware Stores! Home Depot, Lowes, Your NEXT!!!!!! BigPapaDean, pancakes, GorillaXI and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. I know your and "Idiot" But are you fucking nuts? Hell, I have two hammers in the garage.. Should I get a hammer safe and registar them?.. Hahahaha GorillaXI, pancakes, BigPapaDean and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. I know your and "Idiot" But are you fucking nuts? Hell, I have two hammers in the garage.. Should I get a hammer safe and registar them?.. Hahahaha Right Now Maybe In Canada lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Guybrush Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 4074 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 299 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 153 Achievement Points: 2072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2014 Birthday: 07/27/1986 Share Posted January 19, 2013 (edited) Its the new retirement plan Gorilla......Will see more of such things soon...Some people have it bad and this way they get free food free room nd board free health care etc etc......All u have to do is check the prison systems its the newest thing as most have lost everything... Seems like the most logical solution. Inmates also get free healthcare. What's not to love? Edited January 19, 2013 by flashadvocate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpedOutPete Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. I know your and "Idiot" But are you fucking nuts? Hell, I have two hammers in the garage.. Should I get a hammer safe and registar them?.. Hahahaha Right Now Maybe In Canada lol I think we already live in a "hammer free zone" and Im in violation with two in my garage.. Dam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2013 Alaska man accused of robbing bank with a hammer ANCHORAGE, Alaska – An Anchorage man has been arrested after authorities say he robbed a downtown bank with a hammer. Court documents say 61-year-old Alan Bronson Rice threatened a Key Bank teller with the hammer on Wednesday and briefly got away with more than $1,000. The documents allege he pulled the hammer from a bag, put it on the counter and told the teller: "I need your money." The Anchorage Daily News reports a Good Samaritan followed Rice as he left the bank, and pointed him out to a responding officer. Rice has been jailed on felony bank robbery charges. So are you trading your Guns in for Hammers?.. I know your and "Idiot" But are you fucking nuts? Hell, I have two hammers in the garage.. Should I get a hammer safe and registar them?.. Hahahaha Right Now Maybe In Canada lol I think we already live in a "hammer free zone" and Im in violation with two in my garage.. Dam! I'm placing a Spartazin Arrest on you! BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 19, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 19, 2013 Breaking News! Hammertime Banned!! pancakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted January 20, 2013 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 blk_plague, Spartacus, PimpedOutPete and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk_plague Posted January 21, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Share Posted January 21, 2013 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted January 21, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 21, 2013 pancakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bogleg Posted January 21, 2013 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted January 21, 2013 Its the new retirement plan Gorilla......Will see more of such things soon...Some people have it bad and this way they get free food free room nd board free health care etc etc......All u have to do is check the prison systems its the newest thing as most have lost everything... Seems like the most logical solution. Inmates also get free healthcare. What's not to love? I am guessing the ass raping is something not to love.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted January 21, 2013 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted January 21, 2013 haha... yea better start having citizens register their hammers.... better yet... have a hammer buy back! Spartacus and GorillaXI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfChaos Posted January 21, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Its the new retirement plan Gorilla......Will see more of such things soon...Some people have it bad and this way they get free food free room nd board free health care etc etc......All u have to do is check the prison systems its the newest thing as most have lost everything... Seems like the most logical solution. Inmates also get free healthcare. What's not to love? I am guessing the ass raping is something not to love.... lol... just lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 4074 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 299 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 153 Achievement Points: 2072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2014 Birthday: 07/27/1986 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) I am guessing the ass raping is something not to love.... Ass raping in modern prisons doesnt happen as often as you might think. But lets think realistically...gonna get ass raped metaphorically either way you go. Edited January 22, 2013 by flashadvocate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted January 22, 2013 another one we have to support in prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 22, 2013 Better than a hammer - just show a picture of Hxtr and they'll empty the vaults for you if they ever stop laughing my middle finger says hello TBB. I think we should ban all tools especially hammers. Someone is going to get hurt. I hope no kid brings a toy one to school and pretends to hammer a nail. Way worse that a hello kitty bubble gun. Now wouldn't that be funny.... rob a bank with a hello kitty bubble gun. hahahaa We live in some pathetic times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RooflessKilla Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 3382 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 106 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 57 Achievement Points: 915 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 If you can chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with one, you could surely commit a murder with one. I say we need more herring control in the country! We simple MUST ban ALL assault herring at once! I call to congress to take sweeping and global measures to protect our citizens, young and old from the evils of assault herring. This includes the liberal media's glamorous portrayal of assault herring in television programming such as cooking shows that encourage the use of assault herring in a healthy diet, as well as sport fishing programs and video games that glorify the acquisition (mostly by illegal means) and more horrifically, the use of assault herring. Spartacus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk_plague Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Share Posted January 22, 2013 Its the new retirement plan Gorilla......Will see more of such things soon...Some people have it bad and this way they get free food free room nd board free health care etc etc......All u have to do is check the prison systems its the newest thing as most have lost everything... Seems like the most logical solution. Inmates also get free healthcare. What's not to love? I am guessing the ass raping is something not to love.... Unless your name is Bogleg. Spartacus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted January 22, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 22, 2013 I am guessing the ass raping is something not to love.... Ass raping in modern prisons doesnt happen as often as you might think. But lets think realistically...gonna get ass raped metaphorically either way you go. This is true...I worked in a prison for 2 years & there was only 1 Rape that happened.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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