Senapsbread Posted March 26, 2014 Member ID: 20680 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 1481 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 8, 2023 Birthday: 01/05/1993 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2014 Hi I am sick, you are my newest family, take care of me. No, but seriously got any protips to get back up again fast or make this less of a suffering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted March 26, 2014 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2483 Content Per Day: 0.60 Reputation: 3553 Achievement Points: 22902 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 04:33 AM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2014 The Codex Alimentarius in Europe makes the buying of supplements difficult. However, I have found that zinc is helpful in shortening the duration and severity of colds. It is better to take zinc at the initial onset of the cold rather than in the middle of it. Besides zinc I would take an antihistamine and eat some chicken soup. Remember a cold is a virus which means antibiotics will not work. Senapsbread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted March 26, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) There is no cure for the common cold, regardless of what those commercials say on TV. I find that large amounts of sex works the best. It doesn't shorten the duration of the cold, but who the fuck cares when you're having sex? Edited March 26, 2014 by little_old_man NITRO, sandradee2, Damit1 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted March 26, 2014 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:22 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2014 I use essential oils and it helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted March 26, 2014 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2014 pale o diet and vitamin c- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KingStinger! Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14559 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25 Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2014 I used to get 5 or 6 colds a year and since i have taken a combination of echinacea tabs, garlic tabs & vitamin C every day whether you have a cold or not, i haven't had a cold in 3 years (knock on wood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted March 27, 2014 There is no cure for the common cold, regardless of what those commercials say on TV. I find that large amounts of sex works the best. It doesn't shorten the duration of the cold, but who the fuck cares when you're having sex? Actually, there have been real scientific studies done that prove this to be true... (more specifically jacking off) vipersniper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingStinger! Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14559 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25 Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2014 (more specifically jacking off) Maybe it isnt the echinacea tabs, garlic tabs & vitamin C i take every day then, hmmm LMAO eidolonFIRE, Damit1, deerejon and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Actually, there have been real scientific studies done that prove this to be true... (more specifically jacking off) Actually jacking off makes you go blind. Just ask any nun at a catholic school, she'll give you the hard facts. Senapsbread and vipersniper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5113 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5031 Achievement Points: 44854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2014 Actually jacking off makes you go blind. Just ask any nun at a catholic school, she'll give you the hard facts. That's why I need new glasses again.Damn you midget p0rn0!!! I drink a couple Hot Toddy's a day till it's gone.It makes you sweat a bit.The best way to get rid of it fast is to Sweat it out. Here's a simple recipe. 2 ounces whiskey (we use Jack Daniels)1 tablespoon honey 4 ounces water (hot from the tap) 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1Place the whiskey in a large microwave safe mug. 2 Add the honey. 3 Pour the hot water into the mug over the spoon you used for the honey to get off the last little drops. 4 Add the lemon juice and stir well. 5 Place the mug in the microwave for 1 minute or until it is piping hot, but not boiling. sandradee2, BUDMAN, Senapsbread and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NITRO Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) That's why I need new glasses again.Damn you midget p0rn0!!! I drink a couple Hot Toddy's a day till it's gone.It makes you sweat a bit.The best way to get rid of it fast is to Sweat it out. Here's a simple recipe. 2 ounces whiskey (we use Jack Daniels)1 tablespoon honey 4 ounces water (hot from the tap) 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1Place the whiskey in a large microwave safe mug. 2 Add the honey. 3 Pour the hot water into the mug over the spoon you used for the honey to get off the last little drops. 4 Add the lemon juice and stir well. 5 Place the mug in the microwave for 1 minute or until it is piping hot, but not boiling. You had me at whiskey Edited March 27, 2014 by NITRO Damit1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
sandradee2 Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 4267 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 162 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 474 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 352 Achievement Points: 3909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 09:17 PM Birthday: 08/06/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2014 :crybaby:I find sitting on your bum moaning about it gets you know where just get up and work it off typical man lol get well soon actually when you go bed rub your feet with Vic it will help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
brat Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 22348 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 44 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 242 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2010 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 6, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2014 The thing that always helps me is the Netipot. Its pretty nasty and you have to reach the point in your cold where you will try anything. Every time I fell congested I use the Netipot and it always helps. Just be sure to boil the H20 and let it cool or use distilled H20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryWeezer Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2014 Blow job works for me. KingStinger! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SupaDupa Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 20988 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 29 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 317 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 310 Achievement Points: 2300 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/23/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 21, 2017 Birthday: 10/16/1980 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Eat a can-o-tuna followed my a warm glass of milk every day for breakfast. Take a teaspoon of crisco lard followed by a cup of cod liver oil before bed. this fixes EVERYTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eidolonFIRE Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Mix salt and toothpaste and rub it on your chest. When it's dry, wipe it off with ammonia soaked cotton balls. Make sure you drink a lot of water through your nose so you don't pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Blow job works for me. You're just like my wife Harry. She says that giving them makes her feel better too. You didn't actually think I was going to let that one go did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Senapsbread Posted March 27, 2014 Member ID: 20680 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 1481 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 8, 2023 Birthday: 01/05/1993 Device: Windows Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 Mix salt and toothpaste and rub it on your chest. When it's dry, wipe it off with ammonia soaked cotton balls. Make sure you drink a lot of water through your nose so you don't pass out. I think I will skip this one. eidolonFIRE and Damit1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtDeW Posted March 28, 2014 Member ID: 49 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 837 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 992 Achievement Points: 11424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 02/09/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted March 28, 2014 a fith of anything and don't call me in the morning! I think most xi will like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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