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Posted (edited)

hxtr, on 25 Apr 2015 - 1:41 PM, said:

hxtr, on 25 Apr 2015 - 1:41 PM, said:

 

 

 

I'm so old I have mercury fillings.

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Posted (edited)

553c844403d9b_10365876_10153001915887985

 

I wanted to tack this to HXTRs' quote above.

Edited by JohnnyDos


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I`m so old im forgetting what we are talking about . now ant that the truth



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I'm so  old I poop dust.  Here's a picture  of Johnny



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Posted

x553c844403d9b_10365876_1015300191588798

 

I wanted to tack this to HXTRs' quote above.

I hit Quote and got some crazy code text... I am so old I never put in a support ticket before.

 

Yes Johnny I enjoy my illness.. lol



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I'm so old I think ya'll are normal!



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I'm so old we made nude photos with a type writer.



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@@TBB you are so old dirt wasn't invented yet.



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Im so old, I feel like a baby. I have no teeth I have no hair and I just wet myself



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I'm so old I went to scratch my balls but they sagged so much I can't reach them!



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I'm so old I went to scratch my balls but they sagged so much I can't reach them!

Just let them drag across the carpet!



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And watch out for electrostatic discharge.



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@@Onyx is so old that he is playing his cod4 in black and white



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I'm so old my social security number is  1



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I'm so old, I can live without sex, but not without my glasses



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TBB is so old that there's nothing left for him to learn the "hard" way lol



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@@hxtr is so old he was the first gay midget porn star  !!!!

 

TBB is so old that he was hxtr's first pimp



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I'm so old my birth certificate is expired

Wrong, you are so old you haven't noticed your death certificate has expired haha



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Im so old, I feel like a baby. I have no teeth I have no hair and I just wet myself

 

I feel for you BDS, although growing hair isn't a problem for me. It falls off my head and takes root in my ears and on my back.



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Posted (edited)

I'm so old, I was asked if I can still get wood, I bent over and picked up a stick and said " Ya, So?"

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Iam so old the emerg ward knows me by first name day shift & night shift

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