Gunfight Rules

[HellTiger]

A friend of mine e-mailed me this afternoon on gunfight rules and I felt like sharing. Sharing is caring after all. So here it is.

 

Gunfight Rules:
In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN!

Here is some shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors.  If you own a gun, you will appreciate these  rules. If not, get one and learn how to use it.....then learn the rules:

RULES: (Take special note of M.)

A -- Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B -- Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C -- Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D -- Never let someone or something that threatens you get within 20 feet.

E -- Never say "I've got a gun".  If you need to use deadly force, the first
sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F -- The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time
of a .357 magnum is 1400 feet per second.

G -- The most important rule in a gunfight is:  Always win.  A gunfight is a
deadly struggle. There is no such thing as a fair fight, so cheat if necessary.

H -- Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets.  You may get killed
with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it will
be empty.

I -- If you're in a gun fight:  If you're not shooting, you should be loading.  If
you're not loading, you should be moving.  If you're not moving, you're dead.

J -- In a life and death situation, do something.  It may be wrong, but do something!

K -- If you carry a gun, people may call you paranoid.  Bullshit!  If you have a gun, what do you have to be
paranoid about?

L -- You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at
someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

M -- Never leave an enemy behind.  If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.  If you
end up in court, yours will be the only testimony. ALWAYS state you
shot to stop the threat because you feared for your life.

N -- You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

Believe in the 2nd Amendment

And always remember this quote from America 's premier Founding Father:

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading".
                           - Thomas Jefferson

[Sammy]

This more properly belongs in a political section based on your purpose for posting it.

[HellTiger]

Then find someone to delete this post and I will repost in political. Where is the political section? All the political posts I find are all in general discussion.

Edited January 8, 2016 by HellTigris

[little_old_man]

This more properly belongs in a political section based on your purpose for posting it.

 

Why, because the word politicians is in it? There are numerous discussions about weapons in other forums besides the political one.

 

It's ironic that we're all here because we pretend to kill each other with weapons, but some take offense at discussing real weapons.

Edited January 8, 2016 by little_old_man

[7Toes]

. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here: if you don't like it, don't look at it or don't comment on it

[Labob]

I don't think its political. Some of those rules are bang on. But commenting on the post will more then likely turn it political

[JohnnyNashville]

Guns are political now?? SMMFH...

 

aj

Edited January 8, 2016 by AngryJohnny_XI

[NGCrewDawg]

Seems general enough to me  :-)

 

Now about waterboarding........  j/k

[HellTiger]

It's not political! Now that that's covered, back to GUNS GUNS AND MORE GUNS!!!

[L!ckALotAPus]

are you volunteering? ill grab a rag and my hose? I am all 4 waterboarding it does not work unless you are not asking questions.

Edited January 8, 2016 by Go0fLo0p

[Mastiffking]

Brilliant post! Love it!

[hxtr]

Great post. The moral of the story is shoot all politicians before they get 20 feet from you.