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A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" said the Nun.

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD, I'M COMING!". 
If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"



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Just now, TBB said:

And this has what to do with cooking???????

Hot Pocket?



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3 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Timmah is learning how to hide the sausage?

Pray  he doesn't show us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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This discussion really went out the window.

 



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