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D.C. Hospitals Overrun With Injured Geriatrics Who Stood Up, Sat Down Too Much Last Night


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D.C. Hospitals Overrun With Injured Geriatrics Who Stood Up, Sat Down Too Much Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-hospitals-overrun-with-injured-geriatrics-who-stood-up-sat-down-too-much-last-night

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(....pssst, btw, this is satire for those few folks that don't know....)

 



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Haha!  This made me think and then laugh out loud!



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Funny, I am not a fan of the clap at this, clap at this, stand up for this and that... gets REALLY tiring and silly imho...    :clapping:

 

  • AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT,  I really really really don't like it when we go to a concert and as soon as the performer comes to stage, everyone stands up FOR THE REST OF THE ENTIRE CONCERT!!! W T F!!! Sit down, fools!  Shesh.   :offtopic:


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Posted (edited)

Schroomer gets bonus points for standing to clap too early ... good for you Chuckie

 

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Posted (edited)

lmao thanks @YACCster I needed that.

 

 

btw that site has some brilliantly, hilarious shit on it. Bookmarking it for future lolz. lol

 

O M G no they didn't.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-warns-russia-that-if-they-dont-stop-he-will-deploy-deadly-trans-admiral

 

lol

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-pay-off-your-crushing-student-debts-once-youve-already-sold-your-non-vital-organs

 

 

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I want to see a state of the union speech where all a president does, after all the usual entry bullshit ("mr speaker!" etc), all he says is "Thank you all for coming. The state of the union is good. That is all. Good night." and left.



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Posted

I dont laugh about older poeple ..

DONT FORGET  we gonna be these next geriatrics!!!!!



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Wonder how many were shocked they had a face under those MASKS!!!!!!!



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I think i busted a gut.  Very funny



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I stood for hours once to hear this guy speak!

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5 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

I dont laugh about older poeple ..

DONT FORGET  we gonna be these next geriatrics!!!!!

THANKS - I needed that!!!


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