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Smile for the day--Amazing Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) (and God love that pig.)

A Little Different Story About Electric Cars!! INTERESTING - ONE OTHER QUESTION. IF ELECTRIC CARS DO NOT USE GASOLINE, THEY WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN PAYING A GASOLINE TAX ON EVERY GALLON THAT IS SOLD FOR AUTOMOBILES, WHICH WAS ENACTED SOME YEARS AGO TO HELP TO MAINTAIN OUR ROADS AND BRIDGES. THEY WILL USE THE ROADS, BUT WILL NOT PAY FOR THEIR MAINTENANCE! WHO WILL BEAR THE BURDEN? In case you were thinking of buying hybrid or an electric car: Ever since the advent of electric cars, the REAL cost per mile of those things has never been discussed. All you ever heard was the mpg in terms of gasoline, with nary a mention of the cost of electricity to run it. This is the first article I've ever seen and tells the story pretty much as I expected it to. Electricity has to be one of the least efficient ways to power things yet they're being shoved down our throats. Glad somebody finally put engineering and math to paper. At a neighborhood BBQ I was talking to a neighbor, a BC Hydro executive. I asked him how that renewable thing was doing. He laughed, then got serious. If you really intend to adopt electric vehicles, he pointed out, you had to face certain realities. For example, a home charging system for a Tesla requires 75 amp service. The average house is equipped with 100 amp service. On our small street (approximately 25 homes), the electrical infrastructure would be unable to carry more than three houses with a single Tesla, each. For even half the homes to have electric vehicles, the system would be wildly over-loaded. This is the elephant in the room with electric vehicles. Our residential infrastructure cannot bear the load. So as our genius elected officials promote this nonsense, not only are we being urged to buy these things and replace our reliable, cheap generating systems with expensive, new windmills and solar cells, but we will also have to renovate our entire delivery system! This latter "investment" will not be revealed until we're so far down this dead end road that it will be presented with an 'OOPS...!' and a shrug. If you want to argue with a green person over cars that are eco-friendly, just read the following. Note: If you ARE a green person, read it anyway. It's enlightening. Eric test drove the Chevy Volt at the invitation of General Motors and he writes, "For four days in a row, the fully charged battery lasted only 25 miles before the Volt switched to the reserve gasoline engine." Eric calculated the car got 30 mpg including the 25 miles it ran on the battery. So, the range including the 9-gallon gas tank and the 16 kwh battery is approximately 270 miles. It will take you 4.5 hours to drive 270 miles at 60 mph. Then add 10 hours to charge the battery and you have a total trip time of 14.5 hours. In a typical road trip your average speed (including charging time) would be 20 mph. According to General Motors, the Volt battery holds 16 kwh of electricity. It takes a full 10 hours to charge a drained battery. The cost for the electricity to charge the Volt is never mentioned, so I looked up what I pay for electricity. I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16 per kwh. 16 kwh x $1.16 per kwh = $18.56 to charge the battery. $18.56 per charge divided by 25 miles = $0.74 per mile to operate the Volt using the battery. Compare this to a similar size car with a gasoline engine that gets only 32 mpg. $3.19 per gallon divided by 32 mpg = $0.10 per mile. The gasoline powered car costs about $20,000 while the Volt costs $46,000-plus. So the Canadian and American Governments wants loyal citizens not to do the math, but simply pay three times as much for a car, that costs more than seven times as much to run, and takes three times longer to drive across the country.

The government always shoves things down our throats while hiding the problems. Remember when they forced high efficiency lighting on us years ago with CFLs and other fluorescent bulbs? They did a good job of hiding the fact they have mercury in them. As soon as they became more widely used mercury started showing up in higher quantities in the environment and in the fish we eat. That’s when they started sells g the recycling boxs to dispose of them. But funny thing on our US subs if one of those bulbs broke onboard they had speacial prodocals to clean the affected compartment, so obviously they knew. Now with the cars they still don’t know what to do with the batteries when they hit the end of there life. That me has not been fully realized yet as not a large quantity has failed yet. But it’s coming

Duh, all it takes is a pencil and paper to dispute most of what us shoveled at us. Wind power? AHC act? Carbon credits? Phhhhhht, all a load of malarkey designed to line politician's pockets, at our expense. Time for a cup of poisonous coffee while forking down my cholesterol laden scrambled eggs.

Last week big event in Rome all roman - celtic - barbarian reenactors were in to celebrate the fondation of Rome. And like you see XI was also there Virtus et Honos XI

Hey, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<, I just wanted to take a moment to say "God bless you." I love you Strapping Gents (?) and Luscious Ladies, and I felt the inspiration just now. That's all. Ayaq

Who are you to judge my preferences? Maybe I like to drop my wetsuit and get it on with mr cassanova aka blue whale?

I’d put money on it Painkiller does but will never admit to it since he usually gets a happy meal

Just for you JD

Well this took a turn...rofl....

I Put a Spell on You-Lyrics: I put a spell on you Because you're mine. You better stop The things that you're doin'. I said "Watch out! I ain't lyin', yeah! I ain't gonna take none of your Foolin' around, I ain't gonna take none of your Puttin' me down, I put a spell on you Because you're mine. All right! I put a spell on you Because you're mine. You better stop The things that you're doin'. I said "Watch out! I ain't lyin', yeah! I ain't gonna take none of your Foolin' around, I ain't gonna take none of your Puttin' me down, I put a spell on you Because you're mine. All right! Creedence Clearwater Revival

Ayaq ---> <--- @YACCster Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Also realize that "XI" are in some precarious words? "ObnoXIous." "NoXIous." "AnXIous." "@TBB>XI<-ous." Etc. Lol. Ayaq

I always chuckle when I see headlines about China's President XI. XI to rule for decades XI bans tourism to North Korea XI vows to defend Chinese Maritime Rights XI fired a big warning to Taiwan XI forms new economic team

Huh?

Worth a watch!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bridaineparnell/2018/04/24/its-true-uranus-really-does-stink/#6e06e02a3ffe If you were ever to stand on the surface of Uranus and take a deep breath, you would get the distinctive smell of rotten eggs.....

You like to stick your gun up @bds1961's butt, what? Kinky. While you're at McDonald's (admit it--there's no shame), get some @RobMcs; i.e., "McRibs." Mmmmm . . . McRibsssssss . . . . My son (who's in college now) would eat 4 McRibs, 2 chicken sandwiches, and large fries with a Coke in one sitting. He's 6'2" tall with a metabolism that I remember having once. My daughter's 5'10" and a sophomore in high school. Both are enrolled in each of their respective National Honor (Honour?) Societies. (In Yoda voice) Proud father, I am. The lunch ladies at my undergraduate-degree college didn't like me because I would have 3 servings at every meal. Don't get me wrong: they loved my rugged good looks, charming personality, and sophisticated sense of humor--the one thing they didn't like me was that I was "cutting into" the left-overs that they would be allowed to bring home with them. But you see, when you're a basketball star in college, lifting weights everyday, and chasing as much tail as I did ("chasing" is an exaggeration--it would often take only a phone call for "it" to come to me), you tend to burn 7,000 calories or more. McRibs . . . mmmmmmmm . . . But hey, enough about me. What about that @PainKiller fellow (Lass? Not sure.)? Lol. Ayaq

*Mule DON'T READ THIS* don't help him 'too' much it actually works just fine for the rest of us right now!

I always seem to have you at the butt of my gun! sometimes over the tripwire or the sights. Either one brings be a strange sort of satisfaction. Not eaten there for ages, they weren't McNuggets you fucker, they were just from frozen chicken nuggets from a store Not that you'd listen to me saying that and still call them McNuggets regardless

Geez, Jerome, you take along your "Jerry Jug" and measuring tape when you dive with copulating Blue Whales? As long as you don't drop your wetsuit trow and send your message--by exhaled bubbles--to the male whale signaling "I'm next." What? Lol. Ayaq

Silence....finally

Its like a train wreck...you dont WANT to look but...

TIMMAH! You SICK FUCKER!!! lmfao

What do you expect from a bunch of >PERVERTS< I mean >IDIOTS<

Pork on the menu tonight, and every night, let you all know next week, who am I kidding?

<-----hey just a suggestion....

celui est moins drôle , mais je l adore Annonce

http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/079bfd7972

Hmmmmmm ICEQUEEEEEEEN? lmao

I have noticed no difference in speed/ping when using it.

i just clicked this because my son name is Rome

I have Both PS4 and Xbox 1 lol

Arrête de baiser le cul Frenchi

I'm a big crafter,lol always creating something. some of my recent ones: