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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.....

So this is what Painkiller does with all his McNuggets Knew he was out, there but never expected this.

Happy Fathers Day you awesome XI dads.

Buddy, you see the guitar player's face? He's asking "How many does he have stuffed up there?" Lol. Ayaq

Thought I'd treat myself for once gotta be kind to myself every now and then!

Ayaq, here is a blog you might check out http://www.unheralded.fish/ has al little bit of everything.

Glad I'm not your ex yet

You'd be surpirsed

Hasn't even washed his feet, see the trumpet players face

I said before and will say it again. Ronaldo its ABOVE Messi.. Messi has nothing but Superstars around him and they can't get it done, Ronaldo has wanna be players and gets the job done.. Sorry Roxy .. Still love you in that yellow Bikini though..

But not you?Didn't you choose them.

I've always thought of my exes as monsters......

Sasquatches be REAL, yo; they's the ones makin' all them crop circles!

turns out it was my flippen mouse. I replaced it with a corded one and a new mouse pad and no problems since. Well i still suck playing but no lagging

Welcome to the family of idiots ..

Welcome to the family of idiots ..

Yo @AyaqGuyaq - one more time BITE ME!!!!!!

welcome!

Welcome idiot.

Welcome.

welcome to the family what took u so long?!?

welcome to XI

welcome to XI

Welcome to XI.

welcome to the clan!

Welcome to XI

Welcome

Welcome

I guess we’ll let anyone in... Welcome StinkO

welcome to XI

OK first real proof reading := 1/. You seem to have an interest in the river, it figures in every sentence, include a map I'm confused 2/. You have an unholy obsession in 'hitting the bottom', presume you're not sharing tents with your cousin Phil/James? if you are I thought you said you were straight?? you also say 'hard' which makes me wonder? 3/. What guns do you have, last year you had an arsenal? I picture you now wrestling grizzlies, you'll need a gun 4/. How you gonna get the gold, panning?detector? or just buy some when you come back? Keep going

Hehehhehhehehehahhehahehehehehehaehhaea!! Touche (with the apostrophe above the "e"), mon friar (lol, auto-correct chose "fraire" to "friar." Oh well.), good one, bud. In less-than-two-hours time, I have re-arranged my previous submittal to the following (bear in mind that this is a work-in-progress): Like I said, bud, work-in-progress. Love you as much as a "straight guy" can love ya, Brudda. Lol. Ayaq

I got completely the wrong idea when I read the title, got all interested then found out it's about football ffs?

You back on the blubber ???? Good luck, combine last years hunting trip with this one and you are on the road to XI stardom. Now I might be the only one that understands you ( especially after a few sherberts ) but there is hope. I sense beneath that rambling lunacy a great talent lurks, waiting to pounce on the XI readers ( a worldwide audience ). So my friend let me offer my services as your proof reader, that way others may understand the warped genius confined within the arctic circle, unable to escape it's icy grip. The brain frozen in time, body wracked with cold and only two days bear meat supply remaining, it is tough in the upper 49th. I am sure we could forget this months server donations and divert them to an airdrop or husky team with new supplies. The boss may be a bit tricky due to being killed a lot lately, but leave it to the xi ladies, they'll win him over. These supplies should keep you going as you've been a bit quiet lately? I miss translating your prose to English when I awake after a refreshing two hours sleep. Perhaps we could combine our talents (do I hear groans?) a bit like Elton John and Bernie Taupin, continents apart but united in their art. By the way a bad example, don't get too many ideas in your lonely arctic home, that's definitely a non starter. We could each write a chapter and I will translate Alaskan into English free of charge for the other members.

Lol, @bds1961! I wonder--but really, not really--how many get "accidentally" stuffed into his only orifice below belly-button level? Eww! Geez, bud, see what you started? Now @TBB is a-gonna weigh in . . . Ayaq

Hey, @FlyingDutch--talk about 5 days late and $200,000 (how many Euros is that, @RobMc? Wait, never mind, you're a "Brexiteer;" any of our lovely European allies wanna help out this hapless Yank?) late, Mr. Dutch. I loved how the farmer sang about you--in particular--in the movie Fiddler of the Roof: "If I were a Dutch-man . . . yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda-bling . . . I would have all the Luscious Ladies of >XI< in the world, and I would sing . . ." Or something like that, or other. I got the lyrics from the likes of @TBB, I swear on his third cousin's--thrice-removed--Great-great-grandmother's grave, sir. Happy birthday to you, Sir Dutchy, Sire of Goes-Dutch-A-Lot. Ayaq

Everyone keeps talking about football/soccer and all I can think about is this...

And he is WAY better looking!!!!!!!! Can you say HAT TRICK??!!

This post hit a BRICK wall with @Gatorgirl Kinda like the penalty..

well i went in and did a clean install of the new driver. Seems to work so far. tomorrow i will give it more game time and get the TV streaming at the same time. Thanks for the info, i didn't think to update the thing i just expect it to work!

No I'm not thanks..... and I can say a moment of insanity at the choosing.

Timmah i'm surprised at your comment ! its little green men not big fluffy bunnys that do the crop circles, i was watching from my flyingsaucer.... i saw them do it, i loaded my six grain bun firing machine and through the gold ring of my bunsight i took aim, i fired a warning bun, but if i had fired right at it i would have started a bun fight and this post wouldn't have happend...... its an insult to little green men man ! you should be ashamed lol