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Well it’s been a mixed weekend Woke up Saturday morning to see it’s still well short of six inches, tears came to my eyes, why me? I’d read most are six inches, some even more, nature can be cruel. There was no nobbly end protruding either, but it looked moist enough, someone I’m sure would pop it in their mouth eventually. Anyway enough about my cauliflowers, the carrots thankfully are doing great as are the parsnips, watered them today. While I was in the garden I saw a rat, fckrs been sniffing round the wife for weeks, kicked his white stick away and smashed his dark glasses, teach the fckr to get a dog and take the right gate next time. @WeednFeed any tips for fertiliser, that last lot was shit. I cheered up when @Chris told me he was arriving only 150 miles away next week, in case he calls I pressed three summer frocks for him, hope they don’t ‘clash’ with his bag. Put the local gay bars on alert, he ‘always gets his man’, that is unless he’s aiming at you in game. He’s on a narrowboat on narrow canals, brilliant for people who get lost easily, Chris if you spot Uncle Sidney can you tell him teas ready, he wandered off Tuesday. My buddy the @TheLastColdBeer is on the gin. Oh oh, he’ll be kicking @monkie and @LaRSin arses soon, it’s not just Mothers Ruin you know, makes you aggressive, no fucking arguing. Sunday was a bit better, when I woke the sun was up, unfortunately that was all, oh well another day, hope springs eternal. Skipped church, as I’d done for the previous 68 years, and looked forward to the strippers on at the local club, hope @Dot80 or @SnullerDk are on this week. Wonder what this weeks got in store?

Finally nice enough to get the skis in the water… money can’t buy happiness but it can buy jetskis.. have ever seen somebody not happy on a jet ski?

Well he is obviously well known at the local gay bar since he put them on high alert..

I just think you have to work on your titles a little bit. Or else, your 6 inches won't get that much of attention, right? Try next time f.e.: "How does my 6 inches grow again" and pretty sure your posts views would be better. That's all I can say to be honest. Wishing you a wonderful touchy Sunday.

Thanks Skuz!!

Off to the boat club, knock back a couple of beers. Pulled pork is gently bubbling in the crock. I'll try, really try, not to come home & crumble before the gin altar. If I fail, it's all on Rob.

My wife has been going on and on for the last 6 months about how she wanted to get a new Mini Cooper…she had one about 10 years ago and wanted it back. So on the sly I was able to figure out what colors she wanted and I factory ordered her a new electric Mini Cooper a few months ago. I just got the update that it’s at the port now. This is gonna be epic when I take her out for lunch one day soon….and wind up at the Mini dealer to collect her new car.

Here's my favorite:

You're lucky we never met at 16 then gal ????

New rotation maps are map mp_5nav1 map mp_agxdepo map mp_airfield map mp_ax_dawnville map mp_ax_simmerath map mp_breakout map mp_byalistok map mp_docks map mp_ict_stone map mp_louret map mp_provence5 map mp_roundhouse map mp_snr_treblink map mp_toujane_rmk map mp_waw_chateau map mp_wolfsquare

Oh Rob, you have quite the way with words. Miss you on F/T.

Thank you Skuzy !

It's all on you m8. Hendricks, from Scotland.

Thanks Skuza!

Thank you!

De vraag is of was, het verstandig was dat België van Nederland ging scheiden hé? Nee, ik begrijp helemaal dat België niets te maken wilde hebben met Zuid Holland, maar om dat stukje Limburg in Nederland of België, daar bemoeiden ons beide landen maar niet mee.

welkom outsider, trek u niks aan van al die idioten hier, ik ben de enigste normale in dit gekkenhuis en als ge ( minor league ) cod4 beu zijt, kom eens kijken bij COD 5 ( major league ) OWfreezetag

I agree !!! Here in Ohio you have to take an online test to be able to operate one. And in Ohio 12-15 year old's have to have an adult ride with them. We own a cabin on a lake here in Ohio and I see so, so many 12-15 year old's turned loose on them, WITHOUT an adult passenger. And they never follow any of the rules. Especially the NO WAKE ZONE areas. Run the fuckers over !!!

Used to have a jet ski (and boats)....now can't stand them anymore. Been boating for 40+ years. Jet Skier's have zero etiquette around other boats / boaters. They are like gnats. Annoying as hell

Thank you

The next rotation for DM3 is loaded, server will need restart. Small map rotation map mp_algiers map mp_dome map mp_hgy_c map mp_iceworld map mp_maquina map mp_republic_1 map mp_shipments Medium map rotation map mp_5nav1 map mp_agx_ameland map mp_agx_market map mp_argentan_n map mp_bgate map mp_courtyard map mp_cw_ship map mp_doc78 map mp_downtown map mp_enigmaoff map mp_ict_stone map mp_line_of_fire map mp_mohdm3 map mp_nightmare map mp_pavlov_h map mp_psycho map mp_riverbank map mp_snr_treblink map mp_toujane map mp_wbridge Large map rotation map mp_78townville map mp_agxdepo map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_bessie map mp_caen2 map mp_corregidor map mp_cw_hurtgen map mp_desert_storm map mp_foy_nite map mp_hunt map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_outskirts map mp_ramelle map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_stalemate_1 map mp_townville2 map mp_vm_crash map mp_winter_war map mp_xi_castillo

Thank you Merlin !

Happy Birthday !

Happy belated Birthday to all of you ! I hope you had a great one !

You titled the post "dull, dull, dull" but if you talk about your 6 inches it should be "small, small, small"

Happy Birthday!

FFS I thought this was about T shirts, Pengy promised

OK Essie dear, i'll come to your graduation wearing a skirt and mascara. But only because you asked me so nicely

Rotation #78 23 maps by Turtlesauce & ShadyBrady put in rotation 06/24/22 by Pengy map mp_bo2frost map mp_stalingrad2 map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_oldschool map mp_slums map mp_beltot map mp_crash3 map mp_vukovar_n map mp_highrise map mp_borisbeta map mp_burgundy_bulls map mp_garena map mp_m_town map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_backlot_2 map mp_insurgency map mp_4nuketown map mp_qmx_matmata map mp_convoy map mp_atp map mp_gridiron map mp_school map mp_aosta_valley Server restarted @ 10:47 p.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy! mp_bo2frost mp_stalingrad2 mp_fart_house_v2 mp_oldschool mp_slums mp_beltot mp_crash3 mp_vukovar_n mp_highrise mp_borisbeta mp_burgundy_bulls mp_garena mp_m_town mp_tigertown_v2 mp_backlot_2 mp_insurgency mp_4nuketown mp_qmx_matmata mp_convoy mp_atp mp_gridiron mp_school mp_aosta_valley

Thanks Merlin........

Rotation #20a 21 maps by Sephiroth put in rotation 06/24/22 by Pengy map mp_a3_day map mp_bjwifi_toujane map mp_brokenroad map mp_chateau map mp_flemishtown map mp_goodtimes map mp_hammerjacks map mp_hanger map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_noobville map mp_pow_rld map mp_psycho map mp_sand_dogs map mp_seatown map mp_rebellion map mp_remagen map mp_run_and_gun map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_vac_2 map mp_vertical Server restarted @ 8:48 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy! mp_a3_day mp_bjwifi_toujane mp_brokenroad mp_chateau mp_flemishtown mp_goodtimes mp_hammerjacks mp_hanger mp_hof_junkyard mp_meanstreet2 mp_noobville mp_pow_rld mp_psycho mp_sand_dogs mp_seatown mp_rebellion mp_remagen mp_run_and_gun mp_tigertown_v2 mp_vac_2 mp_vertical

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looks like they are bringing a Modded PC Client of Cod4 remastered to light and it will have dedicated servers! releases on the 24th!! Whats everyone think and whos gonna play it? hopefully it is populated!

That is a sweet looking vehicle! You did well! If you wanna surprise me someday I'll take a Tesla Plaid S black on black

@iboomboom inviting everyone in the east server to join the west server: I joined the other night and went from 30-40ish ping to high 90s, even in the 110s. I was laggy as fuck and warping across the screen at times. The weed and the wine was great though! I was actually going to approach the admins about setting up a late night server with smaller CQB maps for when there are just 6-12 of us. Sucks when a big map comes up and there are only 3 per side playing. Maybe we could make this server like that?

Who would have guessed that Smeg was good at playing with himself?

gij aap, ik ben ne limburger gene vlaming en al HELEMAAL gene hollander !!