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    What measurements for forum sig again??
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  4. major-mark63
    happy B-day!
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    Happy Birthday
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    a man is pulled over on the motorway for speeding, the cop approaches the car "Do you know you went from doing 70mph to over 120mph there when we were following you, what kind of reason could you have for such a crazy speed?" The man starts to shake his head and replies " About three months ago the wife and me were going thru a really bad patch, I found out she was seeing some one else, he was a traffic cop" The officer looks on compassionately and says, "so did the sight of our car in your mirrors bring back terrible memories?" Hell no says the man, I thought he was bringing her back !!
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    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. NAME_N0T_FOUND --
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    Have a GREAT birthday!!!!
  20. major-mark63
    OMG was ROFL thats a really good one.....
  21. major-mark63
    Same ideology different times Prepare for the worst.......
  22. rexbowan
    Happy Birthday folks!
  23. RobMc
    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do..' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute, ' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why aren't you afraid of me?' The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for forty years.'
  24. tsw 8.5
  25. Dot80
    Happy Birthday everyone.
  26. major-mark63
    Happy birthday folks!!
  27. lazymarcky
    Happy Birthday!
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  29. Unarmed
    Happy birthday
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