JohnnyDos Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2010 There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 1541 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 9 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 57 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 03/05/1995 Share Posted December 11, 2010 nice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 124 Topic Count: 235 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3845 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 2247 Achievement Points: 34608 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted December 11, 2010 Rotflmao nice one johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sun Tzu Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Share Posted December 11, 2010 LMMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiG CheesE Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Share Posted December 11, 2010 LMAO! good one^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 11, 2010 nice one Johnny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17095 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42092 Achievement Points: 148647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted December 11, 2010 lmfao that was a good one johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LeoSlye Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 323 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 174 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1020 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 06/09/1952 Share Posted December 11, 2010 that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artimus Prime Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 645 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 710 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 312 Achievement Points: 4328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 04/19/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted December 11, 2010 It wasn't Killroy was it??? He is a big bad biker after all!! Artimus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ruggerxi Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2827 Topics Per Day: 0.53 Content Count: 11872 Content Per Day: 2.21 Reputation: 12949 Achievement Points: 106442 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted December 11, 2010 LOL Big bad biker more like the big bad sheep in wolves clothing lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Malificent Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Killroy is not a big bad biker! He's a big GOOD biker! Cuz he's good at everything he does(wink wink)! (Except use a 4 wheel drive truck to run to the store in a blizzard...he chooses his damn front wheel drive car!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruggerxi Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2827 Topics Per Day: 0.53 Content Count: 11872 Content Per Day: 2.21 Reputation: 12949 Achievement Points: 106442 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2010 A true bad ass biker would drive his bike to the store in a blizzard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Malificent Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted December 12, 2010 LMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudSr Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Ruggerxi LOL Big bad biker more like the big bad sheep in wolves clothing lmao ya i can see that LMFAO all the way to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Hey that was a kick ass joke Johnny. I haven't one like that before. Good one. A real biker would put tire chains on his bike. LOL. That would be funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18194 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20232 Achievement Points: 133341 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2010 LMAF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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