JohnnyDos Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted December 11, 2010 There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Zack Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 1541 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 9 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 57 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 03/05/1995 Posted December 11, 2010 nice lol
wildthing Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 126 Topic Count: 239 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 07:29 PM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 11, 2010 Rotflmao nice one johnny. Awards
Sun Tzu Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Posted December 11, 2010 LMMFAO
BiG CheesE Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 589 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted December 11, 2010 LMAO! good one^^ Awards
hxtr Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted December 11, 2010 nice one Johnny....
tsw 8.5 Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17548 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 11, 2010 lmfao that was a good one johnny Awards
LeoSlye Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 323 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 174 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1020 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 06/09/1952 Posted December 11, 2010 that's funny
Artimus Prime Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 645 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 710 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 312 Achievement Points: 4328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:16 PM Birthday: 04/19/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 11, 2010 It wasn't Killroy was it??? He is a big bad biker after all!! Artimus Awards
Ruggerxi Posted December 11, 2010 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 188 Topic Count: 2830 Topics Per Day: 0.49 Content Count: 12264 Content Per Day: 2.14 Reputation: 13542 Achievement Points: 107537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 135 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: iPhone Posted December 11, 2010 LOL Big bad biker more like the big bad sheep in wolves clothing lmao Awards
Malificent Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted December 12, 2010 Killroy is not a big bad biker! He's a big GOOD biker! Cuz he's good at everything he does(wink wink)! (Except use a 4 wheel drive truck to run to the store in a blizzard...he chooses his damn front wheel drive car!)
Ruggerxi Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 188 Topic Count: 2830 Topics Per Day: 0.49 Content Count: 12264 Content Per Day: 2.14 Reputation: 13542 Achievement Points: 107537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 135 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: iPhone Posted December 12, 2010 A true bad ass biker would drive his bike to the store in a blizzard Awards
Malificent Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted December 12, 2010 LMFAO!!!!!!
BudSr Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Posted December 12, 2010 Ruggerxi LOL Big bad biker more like the big bad sheep in wolves clothing lmao ya i can see that LMFAO all the way to the bank.
Bushape Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 12, 2010 Hey that was a kick ass joke Johnny. I haven't one like that before. Good one. A real biker would put tire chains on his bike. LOL. That would be funny shit. Awards
TBB Posted December 12, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20545 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22526 Achievement Points: 148254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 57 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 12, 2010 LMAF!!! Awards
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