wildthing Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 124 Topic Count: 235 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3845 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 2247 Achievement Points: 34608 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 A computer can wait forever for you. A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users. A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in. A Computers do everything you tell them to. A computer won’t look through your checkbook. Computers don’t get upset if you use other computers. Computers don’t play head games unless you ask them to. A computer won’t grade you on how much you send it. A computer is big in all the right places. A computer won’t fall in love with you just because you have sex. A computer doesn’t tell you how terrific it’s past users have been. A computer won’t ask, “Are you in?” A computer won’t ask, “Is there another computer?” A computer doesn’t mind how excited you get. A computer won’t say, “Let’s just be friends.” The average computer session lasts for hours. A computer won’t even talk about marriage. A computer won’t get bitchy if you’re slow to respond. A computer won’t mind how many other accounts you have, or if you get new ones. A computer won’t shave with your razor. A computer doesn’t cross-examine you every time you log in. Computers are easy to turn on. Computers are ready when you are. Computers are very responsive. Computers don’t insist on foreplay. Computers don’t get pregnant. Computers aren’t into finding out how far you’ll go to keep your account. Computers don’t care about age differences. Computers don’t care if you’re married. Computers don’t make you meet their parents. Computers don’t mind if you share them with a friend. Computers don’t mind spending hours on the phone with you. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning. You can log into several computers at once. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it’ll be ready for you. Computers never have headaches or have that time of the month. Computers won’t mind if you don’t like their friends. With a computer, you never have to say you’re sorry. If you don’t like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another. You don’t have to tell computers you love them. You can turn off a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FunStick Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1100 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 164 Topic Count: 165 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1038 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 9273 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 11/30/1980 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 A computer doesn’t cross-examine you every time you log in. my fav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 4, 2011 very true - every last one of them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 how many times do I have to hear this shit........................ one thing I will say... I am fucked up( oops.. need to qualify... no fucked up like for real), i get that..... wildthing is only a little bit less fucked than me. And until he tells me every joke he knows.... i will talk to him.. even if he repeats them..... as long as he as laughing i will love him even though at one time I hated him. How can you deny an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaDean Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1201 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6533 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4419 Achievement Points: 63493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 computers dont care if you have a Roman style orgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sitting-Duc Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41340 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dayton Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 2264 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 36 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 493 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 125 Achievement Points: 3997 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 13, 2020 Birthday: 05/03/1979 Share Posted July 4, 2011 one word, VAGINA. COMPUTER LOSES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 Good ones and all true. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 dayton one word, VAGINA. COMPUTER LOSES. you ever see a vigina with cheese coming out of it.... sometimes the computer wins hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe shit that is funny!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. I hope you used some protection, don't want to get a virus haha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tball Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 3rdCdnInfty Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. I hope you used some protection, don't want to get a virus haha lol That trojan virus can fuck up a computer imagine what it will do to your dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 4, 2011 3rdCdnInfty 3rdCdnInfty Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. I hope you used some protection, don't want to get a virus haha lol That trojan virus can fuck up a computer imagine what it will do to your dick a "worm" would be even worse I think, and it brings a whole new meaning to "RootKit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 NickTheGrip 3rdCdnInfty 3rdCdnInfty Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. I hope you used some protection, don't want to get a virus haha lol That trojan virus can fuck up a computer imagine what it will do to your dick a "worm" would be even worse I think, and it brings a whole new meaning to "RootKit" lmfao haha so true, ooh I just pictuered that, ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hickeydog Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Share Posted July 4, 2011 You guys are making my willy hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 3rdCdnInfty NickTheGrip 3rdCdnInfty 3rdCdnInfty Sitting- 3rdCdnInfty lol good one's but at least a girl your can F*** haha You can do that to a computer as well.. trust me i've tried.. I hope you used some protection, don't want to get a virus haha lol That trojan virus can fuck up a computer imagine what it will do to your dick a "worm" would be even worse I think, and it brings a whole new meaning to "RootKit" lmfao haha so true, ooh I just pictuered that, ouch! You all have taken this to the next level. I have had sex with my computer(s) more than I ever would with my wife. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted July 4, 2011 A computer won't remind you what you did 20 years ago was wrong for 20 fucking years. You guys are great. Funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GMoney Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1735 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 142 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 9, 2012 Birthday: 06/29/1963 Share Posted July 4, 2011 mY FAV IS: A computer won’t get bitchy if you’re slow to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted July 4, 2011 haha, XI, isn't it a great place to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Cavey Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 92 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2241 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 606 Achievement Points: 13358 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 06/09/1977 Share Posted July 4, 2011 WOW Wildthing... Has the misses pissed you off recently??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 4, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18265 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20326 Achievement Points: 133842 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 4, 2011 You can build a computer to be just the way you like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted July 5, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted July 5, 2011 lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 5, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.15 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cavey WOW Wildthing... Has the misses pissed you off recently??? If you are talking about a Golden Shower.... he can get that at my place anytime. I love pissing Wildthing off. hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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