Cavey Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 92 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2241 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 606 Achievement Points: 13358 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 06/09/1977 Posted September 22, 2011 OK Everyone. A good friend and long standing XI admin (Sitting ) has just gone to University (Trust me his Signature is somewhat misleading, cough, cough Phantom!!!). He's xfiring me about all the fun drinking and drooling after the ladies. Including the 2 very fit ladies in his crib. However he has the courage of a limp wristed gimp!!! Please reply (both male and female) with your words of advise to seduce these fine beauties I will report back on how well your advise has worked (almost like reality TV).
Ph4nt0m Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Posted September 22, 2011 I agree with that fact that he needs help [20:14] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: huston we got a problem [20:14] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: mm not atm [20:14] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: my throats fucked so trying not to use it [20:15] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: been at uni 2 minutes and got your throat fucked already ? [20:15] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: i can listen if you want [20:15] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: lol yh [20:15] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: well you better speak mate because we got a huge issue and i can't find a fix [20:16] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: urgh ok [20:16] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: TS then ? [20:16] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: yh gimmie a sex [20:16] *COD4 Sitting->XI<Adm: havent used my mic here yet [20:16] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: jesus [20:17] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: uni turned you into a sex case ?
Sun Tzu Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Posted September 22, 2011 Do these ladies have big horns he can blow. Seems daddy has spoiled him and he likes a big horn to blow. He likes the tickling of his tonsils.
++ COD4 Admin Totty Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 30308 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 10 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 917 Content Per Day: 0.85 Reputation: 939 Achievement Points: 8327 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 07/02/22 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 08/28/1973 Device: Linux ++ COD4 Admin Posted September 22, 2011 if his throat is already fked then surely its time to move on to main course......maybe slot in the flash drive and check out his transfer rate lol reckon full load in under 30 secs (or is that sex) Awards
Jonny Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted September 22, 2011 try one of these: Awards
Chris Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 1357 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 68 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2373 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1859 Achievement Points: 17353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 04/21/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 09/11/1972 Device: Windows Posted September 22, 2011 Try this line: Baby, you so fine I would drink your bath water... Awards
Jonny Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted September 22, 2011 Chris Try this line: Baby, you so fine I would drink your bath water... +1 that's a good one ^^ Awards
++ COD4 Admin Totty Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 30308 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 10 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 917 Content Per Day: 0.85 Reputation: 939 Achievement Points: 8327 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 07/02/22 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 08/28/1973 Device: Linux ++ COD4 Admin Posted September 22, 2011 nice jonny plenty of help there.good luck sittingduc.may the idiots be with you,dont forget to upload pics ,(of the publishable bits)lol Awards
StormCrow Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2707 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5096 Achievement Points: 46737 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted September 22, 2011 Nice shoes... wanna fuck? Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid Awards
WiZiD Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 22, 2011 StormCrow Nice shoes... wanna fuck? Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid I knew a guy that way in Arkansas. This guy got laid more than anyone. So +1 on that. Awards
Bloodyrbeye Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 2167 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 82 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 886 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:48 PM Birthday: 04/29/1969 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2011 StormCrow Nice shoes... wanna fuck? Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid Thats the only way to go,,no misconceptions. Awards
hxtr Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 23, 2011 StormCrow Nice shoes... wanna fuck? Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid hahahhahahahahaa that is so funny......lol will try that. Duck... just make sure you wrap your beak but make sure it gets wet... often. Don't let these assholes scare you off from some great ussy. Duck is not his sig.... his sig was forced on him. Duck is going to get laid.... we need pictures or even batter a movie. The UK will never be the same. GO DUCK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NickTheGrip Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted September 23, 2011 Here's my favorites To girl: Do you want to dance? Girl: No way asshole. To Girl: Then I gues a blow job is out of the question? To girl: Can I smell your pussy? Girl: Of course you can't asshole To girl: Then it must be your feet. My personal favorite though: To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 million Dollars Girl - sure To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 cents Girl - Fuck off, what kind of girl do you think I am? to Girl: We already determined that, we are simply haggling over the price now Awards
PnBear Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted September 23, 2011 dump the zero...be with a hero or let get naked in the grass, cause i bust that ass. or I'm Mr. F. C. K and all i need is U or Roses are red, violets are blue, lets get drunk and screw. or want to play farmer, you be the Hoe and i plant the root. Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2011 There ain't no need for words when you are as hot as the
JohnnyDos Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 23, 2011 YOU WIN SOB.That is funny.
Tball Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted September 23, 2011 His throat is sore oh gawd did they put him in the gay dorm
Unchileno Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted September 23, 2011 Ok..lol..First of all..you still a virgin right?... try this 1s.. Hey Baby lets play army..I lay down and u blow me UP Why dont you sit on my face and let me eat my way into your heart. I like evry bone in your body ..specially mine.. The word of the day is LEGS..lets go back to my room and spread the word... But this 1 will work for you If you were a car door..i slam you all night long.. Good luck ..and remember words of advice..if she turns around and says let me put it in there...I RUN for the HILLS.. Hahahahahahaha... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 23, 2011 UnChileno Ok..lol..First of all..you still a virgin right?... try this 1s.. Hey Baby lets play army..I lay down and u blow me UP Why dont you sit on my face and let me eat my way into your heart. I like evry bone in your body ..specially mine.. The word of the day is LEGS..lets go back to my room and spread the word... But this 1 will work for you If you were a car door..i slam you all night long.. Good luck ..and remember words of advice..if she turns around and says let me put it in there...I RUN for the HILLS.. Hahahahahahaha... Another winner.Really good Chile.Good laugh for me this morning.
chavez Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2011 "Are you from ireland cos my cocks Dublin" "You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies." "McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized..." "You need something to shut that big mouth of yours." "Have you ever seen a 2-incher?" "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." "You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!" "You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass." "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?" "(SLAP) "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK!" always works" "my dick just died can i bury it in yo arse....." Awards
Tball Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted September 23, 2011 Quit your grinnin and drop that linen Hey mother want another You must have been something before electricity My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in If you were a booger I would pick you first Bond....James Bond Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
JAH Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 1032 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 614 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 320 Achievement Points: 4181 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2024 Birthday: 10/08/1984 Device: Windows Posted September 23, 2011 im looking to be a stud. ive got the std now all i need is u. Awards
Cavey Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 92 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2241 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 606 Achievement Points: 13358 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 06/09/1977 Author Posted September 23, 2011 JohnnyDos YOU WIN SOB.That is funny. I'm with Johnny on this. SOB you win mate, PMSL
Cavey Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 92 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2241 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 606 Achievement Points: 13358 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 06/09/1977 Author Posted September 23, 2011 Actually Mr. Gaye may help you out Go get them Tiger. GRRRRR
hxtr Posted September 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 23, 2011 hope you score big time bro.... maybe they will let you change your sig if you do. Best if we had a video to make sure he's not hacking.... but very detailed details will do just fine.
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