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OK Everyone.  A good friend and long standing XI admin (Sitting duc) has just gone to University (Trust me his Signature is somewhat misleading, cough, cough Phantom!!!).  He's xfiring me about all the fun drinking and drooling after the ladies.  Including the 2 very fit ladies in his crib.

 

However he has the courage of a limp wristed gimp!!!

 

Please reply (both male and female) with your words of advise to seduce these fine beauties ;)

 

I will report back on how well your advise has worked (almost like reality TV).



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I agree with that fact that he needs help

 

 

[20:14] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: huston we got a problem
[20:14] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: mm not atm
[20:14] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: my throats fucked so trying not to use it
[20:15] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: been at uni 2 minutes and got your throat fucked already ?
[20:15] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: i can listen if you want
[20:15] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: lol yh
[20:15] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: well you better speak mate because we got a huge issue and i can't find a fix
[20:16] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: urgh ok
[20:16] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: TS then ?
[20:16] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm:   yh gimmie a sex
[20:16] *COD4 Sitting-duc>XI<Adm: havent used my mic here yet
[20:16] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: jesus
[20:17] **Ph4nt0m>XI<Adm: uni turned you into a sex case ?



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Do these ladies have big horns he can blow. Seems daddy has spoiled him and he likes a big horn to blow. He likes the tickling of his tonsils.


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if his throat is already fked then surely its time to move on to main course......maybe slot in the flash drive and check out his transfer rate lol reckon full load in under 30 secs (or is that sex)

 



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try one of these:

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Try this line:

Baby, you so fine I would drink your bath water...



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Chris

Try this line:

Baby, you so fine I would drink your bath water...

+1

that's a good one ^^

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nice jonny plenty of help there.good luck sittingduc.may the idiots be with you,dont forget to upload pics :),(of the publishable bits)lol

 



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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?   Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid



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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?   Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid

I knew a guy that way in Arkansas. This guy got laid more than anyone. So +1 on that.



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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?   Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid

 Thats the only way to go,,no misconceptions.

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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?   Straight forward and to the point... you either get slapped or laid

hahahhahahahahaa that is so funny......lol will try that.

 

Duck... just make sure you wrap your beak but make sure it gets wet... often. Don't let these assholes scare you off from some great ussy.

 

Duck is not his sig.... his sig was forced on him. Duck is going to get laid.... we need pictures or even batter a movie. The UK will never be the same.

 

GO DUCK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Here's my favorites

 

To girl: Do you want to dance?

Girl: No way asshole.

To Girl: Then I gues a blow job is out of the question?

 

To girl: Can I smell your pussy?

Girl: Of course you can't asshole

To girl: Then it must be your feet.

 

My personal favorite though:

 

To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 million Dollars

Girl - sure

To girl: Can I sleep with you for 10 cents

Girl - Fuck off, what kind of girl do you think I am?

to Girl: We already determined that, we are simply haggling over the price now

 



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dump the zero...be with a hero

or

let get naked in the grass, cause i bust that ass.

or

I'm Mr. F. C. K and all i need is U

or

Roses are red, violets are blue, lets get drunk and screw.

or

want to play farmer, you be the Hoe and i plant the root.



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There ain't no need for words when you are as hot as the ducInnocent

fat-kid.jpg



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YOU WIN SOB.That is funny.



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His throat is sore oh gawd did they put him in the gay dorm



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Posted

Ok..lol..First of all..you still a virgin right?...

 

try this 1s..

 

Hey Baby lets play army..I lay down and u blow me UP

 

Why dont you sit on my face and let me eat my way into your heart.

 

I like evry bone in your body ..specially mine..

 

The word of the day is LEGS..lets go back to my room and spread the word...

 

But this 1 will work for you

 

If you were a car door..i slam you all night long..

 

Good luck duc..and remember words of advice..if she turns around and says let me put it in there...I RUN for the HILLS..

 

Hahahahahahaha...



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Ok..lol..First of all..you still a virgin right?...

 

try this 1s..

 

Hey Baby lets play army..I lay down and u blow me UP

 

Why dont you sit on my face and let me eat my way into your heart.

 

I like evry bone in your body ..specially mine..

 

The word of the day is LEGS..lets go back to my room and spread the word...

 

But this 1 will work for you

 

If you were a car door..i slam you all night long..

 

Good luck duc..and remember words of advice..if she turns around and says let me put it in there...I RUN for the HILLS..

 

Hahahahahahaha...

 Another winner.Really good Chile.Good laugh for me this morning. Laughing



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"Are you from ireland cos my cocks Dublin"

 

"You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies."

 

"McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized..."

 

"You need something to shut that big mouth of yours."

 

"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

 

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

 

"You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"

 

"You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass."

 

"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

 

"(SLAP) "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK!" always works"

 

"my dick just died can i bury it in yo arse....."

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Quit your grinnin and drop that linen

Hey mother want another

You must have been something before electricity

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in

If you were a booger I would pick you first

Bond....James Bond

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money



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im looking to be a stud. ive got the std now all i need is u.



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YOU WIN SOB.That is funny.

 

I'm with Johnny on this.  SOB you win mate, PMSL



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Actually Mr. Gaye may help you out ;)

 

 

 

Go get them Tiger.  GRRRRR :)



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Posted

duc hope you score big time bro.... maybe they will let you change your sig if you do.

 

Best if we had a video to make sure he's not hacking.... but very detailed details will do just fine.


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