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Nice work mate very smooth 514d880de4641_funnysexyourewelcomlionpic



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Happy wife....happy life....

have a great weekend!!!



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What time do I need to show up? Best not start without me again. 



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sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol...

 

You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin.....

 

I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!!



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Wish you an intoxicating night Stormy and don't forget to take condoms with you otherwise who knows what can pop out in 9 months  :P



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sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol...

 

You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin.....

 

I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!!

 

Lmao..I have an phone APP for that GG...Oh Well if not he will END up looking like this..

 

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Happy wife....happy life....

have a great weekend!!!

 

Eh?  You mean a wife can be happy?! :crazy:



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If that's what you have to do to get sex when your married, I will stick to being single, I just go to campus, find a18 to early 20's girl, go to her dorm, do the deed and leave, and the best part, I keep on getting older and they stay the same age haha

To be young and naive ..Enjoy man..Cause soon you making post like ..Hot or Not..

 

lol yeah I know, but hopefully not to soon



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sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol...

 

You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin.....

 

I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!!

 

Lmao..I have an phone APP for that GG...Oh Well if not he will END up looking like this..

 

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LMAO!!! That is wrong in too many ways!!! This boy aint getting his red wings in this lifetime!!



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Can I use you as an event planner for me and my wife? Whenever I try to pull off stuff like this it doesn't seem to go as planned.... Of course I am going to have extra good sex this weekend anyway cuz my wife is the sexiest woman in the world, but you know what I mean.



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u r the man!



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This will be you the morning after 514e0b764c9c1_200416funnycartoon.jpg



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Posted

Ahhhhh stormy it's nice that you are taking chileno on a weekend getaway but he will put out without it



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did hxtr offer to be back up if the wife dosnt give it up lol



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Storm enjoy you guys deserve it Life is short and tomorrow is not promised to anyone. For all you guys out there who are worried about that time of the month. I agree with Storm BJ's are great, but do not tell me there is not one of you guys who has not gotten your RED Wings. I got mine as a teenager and that time of the month has never stopped me and I'm an old fart now.  



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So, i have been saving up for a new guitar for a few months. Have about $600 saved up. Looking at getting a nice acoustic/electric  Ovation. The wife has been having a rough go of it with the kids the last few weeks. Ive been working O.T. and i work long hours as it is for my normal shifts. The kids are brats for her normaly and are fine for me when im home. Well i had to work all of March break and she was at home "entertaining" the kids LOL. Seems Mommy pulling her hair out is entertaining LOL. So last week i got the plan in my head to suprise her. I got ahold of one of her friends she works with and had sex with her! (just kidding, wanted to see if you are still reading my ramblings LOL) So i got her friend to make sure my wifes work knew she wouldnt be in on Saturday. She was schedualed to work 2-10:30. Got her friend to make sure they left her on the schedual though so that she didnt suspect anything. Got ahold of my folks and they are going to take the two little ones for the night tomorrow. Im going to wake the wife up tomorrow morning and tell her she has 1 hour to get her shit packed while i get the kids stuff packed and we are heading out! I have booked a Fallsview hotel for us in Niagra Falls, King size bed, wirlpool in room, Got us tickets to see Yuk Yuks at the Casino Saturday night. Gonna go drink, gamble and have some fun without having to worry bout the kids or getting up in the morning. The best part is i am using my guitar money, so the wife wont have to worry about it coming from the "family" money. And she can just relax and have a good time!

 

So again, who has two thumbs and is getting extra good sex tomorrow night??? THIS GUY!!!!

 

I Don't Know Buddy....

It Better Be Some Sweet Sexy Good Time To Top An Ovation!

:hrhr:

 

I Commend You For Putting Her First My Friend.

;)



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Storm remember the golden rule: Pull out!!, no matter what she say's, always pull out, I have almost fallen for that trick a few times  



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I don't understand what's the big deal with wings.  I love wings.  Buffalo sauce, Asian mango sauce, bloody vagina sauce...it's all good.

 

Any time I am lucky enough to have a woman spread her legs for me, I am not going to quibble over whether or not there is a string involved.



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Posted

haha great job dude xD



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So....how was your weekend...??

Mine didnt go as planned...heh



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Weekend went great! Sucks to be back! The view from the hotel was amazing! Full view of both Falls! Had a blast at Yuk Yuks. Ordered Pizza and Chocolate cake through room service and chilled in the whirlpool with then then had the wife service me LMAO!!


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