baldie Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3338 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2591 Achievement Points: 33689 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:48 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Android Share Posted March 23, 2013 Nice work mate very smooth hxtr, StormCrow and Unchileno 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:07 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 23, 2013 Happy wife....happy life.... have a great weekend!!! StormCrow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 23, 2013 What time do I need to show up? Best not start without me again. Noears711XI, baldie and StormCrow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatorgirl Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6454 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50699 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:08 PM Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 23, 2013 sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol... You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin..... I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!! StormCrow, LordOfChaos and Noears711XI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bombeczka Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 1577 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 378 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 2899 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 17, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted March 23, 2013 Wish you an intoxicating night Stormy and don't forget to take condoms with you otherwise who knows what can pop out in 9 months Gatorgirl and StormCrow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:52 AM Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 23, 2013 sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol... You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin..... I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!! Lmao..I have an phone APP for that GG...Oh Well if not he will END up looking like this.. baldie and Gatorgirl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted March 23, 2013 Happy wife....happy life.... have a great weekend!!! Eh? You mean a wife can be happy?! baldie and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted March 23, 2013 If that's what you have to do to get sex when your married, I will stick to being single, I just go to campus, find a18 to early 20's girl, go to her dorm, do the deed and leave, and the best part, I keep on getting older and they stay the same age haha To be young and naive ..Enjoy man..Cause soon you making post like ..Hot or Not.. lol yeah I know, but hopefully not to soon Unchileno 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
StormCrow Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 250 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2644 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4818 Achievement Points: 45829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 28 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol... You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin..... I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!! Lmao..I have an phone APP for that GG...Oh Well if not he will END up looking like this.. LMAO!!! That is wrong in too many ways!!! This boy aint getting his red wings in this lifetime!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bogleg Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted March 23, 2013 Can I use you as an event planner for me and my wife? Whenever I try to pull off stuff like this it doesn't seem to go as planned.... Of course I am going to have extra good sex this weekend anyway cuz my wife is the sexiest woman in the world, but you know what I mean. baldie, Gatorgirl, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
gwalms Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 240 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 168 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 958 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 20, 2015 Birthday: 11/17/1962 Share Posted March 23, 2013 u r the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3338 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2591 Achievement Points: 33689 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:48 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Android Share Posted March 23, 2013 This will be you the morning after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boo Yaa Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Ahhhhh stormy it's nice that you are taking chileno on a weekend getaway but he will put out without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted March 23, 2013 did hxtr offer to be back up if the wife dosnt give it up lol Noears711XI and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Storm enjoy you guys deserve it Life is short and tomorrow is not promised to anyone. For all you guys out there who are worried about that time of the month. I agree with Storm BJ's are great, but do not tell me there is not one of you guys who has not gotten your RED Wings. I got mine as a teenager and that time of the month has never stopped me and I'm an old fart now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 24, 2013 So, i have been saving up for a new guitar for a few months. Have about $600 saved up. Looking at getting a nice acoustic/electric Ovation. The wife has been having a rough go of it with the kids the last few weeks. Ive been working O.T. and i work long hours as it is for my normal shifts. The kids are brats for her normaly and are fine for me when im home. Well i had to work all of March break and she was at home "entertaining" the kids LOL. Seems Mommy pulling her hair out is entertaining LOL. So last week i got the plan in my head to suprise her. I got ahold of one of her friends she works with and had sex with her! (just kidding, wanted to see if you are still reading my ramblings LOL) So i got her friend to make sure my wifes work knew she wouldnt be in on Saturday. She was schedualed to work 2-10:30. Got her friend to make sure they left her on the schedual though so that she didnt suspect anything. Got ahold of my folks and they are going to take the two little ones for the night tomorrow. Im going to wake the wife up tomorrow morning and tell her she has 1 hour to get her shit packed while i get the kids stuff packed and we are heading out! I have booked a Fallsview hotel for us in Niagra Falls, King size bed, wirlpool in room, Got us tickets to see Yuk Yuks at the Casino Saturday night. Gonna go drink, gamble and have some fun without having to worry bout the kids or getting up in the morning. The best part is i am using my guitar money, so the wife wont have to worry about it coming from the "family" money. And she can just relax and have a good time! So again, who has two thumbs and is getting extra good sex tomorrow night??? THIS GUY!!!! I Don't Know Buddy.... It Better Be Some Sweet Sexy Good Time To Top An Ovation! I Commend You For Putting Her First My Friend. Bogleg and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted March 24, 2013 Storm remember the golden rule: Pull out!!, no matter what she say's, always pull out, I have almost fallen for that trick a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bogleg Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 907 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 3928 Achievement Points: 26177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted March 24, 2013 I don't understand what's the big deal with wings. I love wings. Buffalo sauce, Asian mango sauce, bloody vagina sauce...it's all good. Any time I am lucky enough to have a woman spread her legs for me, I am not going to quibble over whether or not there is a string involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlAcKsMoKe Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 5459 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 494 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 441 Achievement Points: 3501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 18, 2022 Birthday: 10/03/1994 Share Posted March 24, 2013 haha great job dude xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerejon Posted March 25, 2013 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:07 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 25, 2013 So....how was your weekend...?? Mine didnt go as planned...heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
StormCrow Posted March 25, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 250 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2644 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4818 Achievement Points: 45829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 28 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 Weekend went great! Sucks to be back! The view from the hotel was amazing! Full view of both Falls! Had a blast at Yuk Yuks. Ordered Pizza and Chocolate cake through room service and chilled in the whirlpool with then then had the wife service me LMAO!! bombeczka and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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