JohnnyDos Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2013 It's Hell to be Old OLDER people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Rita, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then between her feet, and she even tried squeezin' it between her thighs, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked!'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep. None of us could get the jar open.' TBB, dadda2, BigPapaDean and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Graffitti Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 27 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 9 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 307 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 25 Achievement Points: 1712 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 22, 2021 Birthday: 06/03/1957 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Excellent LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 Good one Johnny LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1073 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8434 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7292 Achievement Points: 74916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 That was good Johnny. Thanks for the morning start. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 hilarious..ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 93 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48752 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 Art imitates life, so I was saddened to hear you're having trouble opening jars, Johnny. BUDMAN and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KenMan Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Good one Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dadda2 Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2013 and there was me thinking good neighbour good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted July 7, 2013 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) Good one Johny lol, tell the old man to move right next to hxtr, he would per sure figure out how to open that jar haha, FU Google if you are reading this you nosy beech Edited July 7, 2013 by Joe Canadian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 8, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6521 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63388 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2013 Art imitates life, so I was saddened to hear you're having trouble opening jars, Johnny. Actually now that you say that djMot I told him that story about me in confidence. Johnny I want my cut of the profits in that JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kiwi Posted July 9, 2013 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 9, 2013 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6946 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4487 Achievement Points: 58230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2013 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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