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   (Not that this is making much sense - you Idiots! - but here's a synopsis with some minor modifications of what you've written so far so that you don't have to go back and read it all. Please do try to bring some sense to it going forward.)

 

   Rugger went to bed. But then he farted and exclaimed, "that's ripe; it's wet." So now every time he wipes, Jumper farts and Hxtr likes it. 
   Hxtr raised his leg and shaved under his man bag while Rugger took out the vaseline, and started on Hxtr's lower lip, while holding onto an extraordinarily large size sex toy completely covered with skittles and chocolate coated maggots, that came from Hxtr's micro penis. And then he gave it really hard to Unchileno.
   Then Noears pulled out his tiny stub, almost invisible to radar - the disappointment. But then he took another gigantic pink dildo and a big flashlight to Nisty's back seat. So Google asked Sonovabitch about Frenchi's big head. Sonovabitch said Frenchi has a big round squishy pimple and a date with Rugger and his handy small pistol.
   Feeling aroused, Llama grabbed Blk_Plague's ass and manboobs and washed his eyes with lactose. Pigdog was scared of Wildthing's obsessive yelling and singing Cindy Lauper and Cher songs, sounding unusually like nails over Bobbarker's back. A mysterious vampire lesbian lover squirted all over vaginal orifices and sucked the paint from the back door.
   The back door stop got stuck in Hxtr's left ear as he bent over...
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   (Not that this is making much sense - you Idiots! - but here's a synopsis with some minor modifications of what you've written so far so that you don't have to go back and read it all. Please do try to bring some sense to it going forward.)

 

   Rugger went to bed. But then he farted and exclaimed, "that's ripe; it's wet." So now every time he wipes, Jumper farts and Hxtr likes it. 
   Hxtr raised his leg and shaved under his man bag while Rugger took out the vaseline, and started on Hxtr's lower lip, while holding onto an extraordinarily large size sex toy completely covered with skittles and chocolate coated maggots, that came from Hxtr's micro penis. And then he gave it really hard to Unchileno.
   Then Noears pulled out his tiny stub, almost invisible to radar - the disappointment. But then he took another gigantic pink dildo and a big flashlight to Nisty's back seat. So Google asked Sonovabitch about Frenchi's big head. Sonovabitch said Frenchi has a big round squishy pimple and a date with Rugger and his handy small pistol.
   Feeling aroused, Llama grabbed Blk_Plague's ass and manboobs and washed his eyes with lactose. Pigdog was scared of Wildthing's obsessive yelling and singing Cindy Lauper and Cher songs, sounding unusually like nails over Bobbarker's back.
 
[ you missed a couple things between this I think... such as Bite me.. :P Hence the vampire comment.. ;) ]
 
A mysterious vampire lesbian lover squirted all over vaginal orifices and sucked the paint from the back door.
   The back door stop got stuck in Hxtr's left ear as he bent over...

 

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